Which soap hardman would win in a fight? The deeply sexual Phelan, or King Philth?

Got to be King Philth, Phelan would put up a good fight but Phil would come out on top due to his superhuman strength and incredible healing ability.

Ha! No contest whatsoever! The Deeply Sexual Pheelster knocks the old hasbeen/neverreallywas Philth into a cocked hat.

If Phelan turned up in Albert Square and showed every woman there the real meaning of sexual satisfaction, every other man there, (particularly PhailedPhilth and ImpotentLoserMaxBranning), would slink off with their tails between their legs. What's more, I would start watching EE again.

Yeah but Phil is the ultimate man the one every women wants to be with how else could Phil get Sharon, Kathy, Suzy, Lisa, Mel and Dawn to name but a few, he can beat you in a fight, Drink you under the table, take more Drugs than you, Survive every accident known to man without any lasting damage such as being Shot, having a heart attack, being flung through a car windscreen, surviving several fires, having a bar stool cracked over his head, having some skips fall onto a car whilst he was still in it and being thrown down a pit. Phil can control the British Legal system including getting away with Arson twice, once killing a man, covering up a murder committed by his son, Kidnapping, reckless driving leading to Steve Owen's death as well as getting away with Armed robbery, going on the run and assualting several police officers. Phil can also get away with running a protection racket in the 90's. Phil Mitchell is machine, Phelan doesn't even come close.

Damn I thought this thread was about sex appeal or something. Come'on this is the se..soap forum.

Brilliant post! I voted for Phelan being the hardest though I'd love to see Phelan join Eastenders as the ultimate hardman and take up with Shirley making Philth extremely jealous.

Phil would regret getting the better of Phelan in a fight.

Phelan would rattle every woman he's ever been with.

I think it's just that unlike Philth, the SupremelyConfidentDeeplySexualPheelster doesn't feel the need to advertise his exploits as some pathetic form of self-validation. We have only been privy to Anna's reaction to just one hour of Phelan love, (GIVE IT TO ME!!, I WANT TO SEE IT!! etc). You don't really think she was a one-off?

Don't worry JoP - I think I've successfully steered this thread back to the much more interesting subject of sex.

King phelan would knock seven shades of shit out of the small fat tomatoe faced shouty has been but philth would ultimately win as he is infact, indestructible

But....but.....that's cheating.

My mate OnJ has it bang on as per.

Phil will no doubt be putting in a wholesale order for white goods to cry behind after P-dog is finished with him.

It's like Alien vs Predator all over again. I can't decide! 😱

It would be a close contest but then King Phelan would unleash his super sidekick, Clive the Foreman and it would be lights out for King Philth. And for Sharon.

Phelan definitely. Shirley and Sharon wouldn't be able to resist his charm. They would both throw themselves on him and beg him to work his magic on them. Shirley would certainly not be crying for her baby anymore. It would be a **** off to Mick I don't have any time for you, wish I had drowned you. Then she would fling herself around Phelan wrapping her booted legs around him.

But what if..............and I hardly dare even contemplate this.............PhailPhilth unleashed his own sidekick, BumblingBillyMitchell?

This is shaping up to be TheMostEpicButOne-SidedBattleOfAllTime. GO PHEELSTER!

God Bless you.

Oh that note it's a tough call, both would throw you about like an empty crisp packet. However Phelan just tops it as he knows he's way around a cheese board, I'd imagine we would have some as a post-sex snack.

Like Phil would ever serve you up a cheese board. He's not sophisticated enough, he's a pie and chips man, he may even go wild and put an aunt bessies apple crumble in the oven for afters.

Indeed, although personally I wouldn't necessarily wait until afterwards to enjoy Phelan's runny and mature Brie.

see now I'm torn again, I do like pie and chips and love an apple crumble, which one would definitely call me afterwards?....it's a toughie.

Pat needs to come back, his short stint has only scratched the surface. I hope he comes back dressed as Patricia and makes Anna sleep with him again; she'll pretend she's distressed until the camera pans away. Skanky mare. She only told Owen in the hope Pat would come back again. (Don't insert 'on her') All the kings of the Street must wear dresses just ask Lord Simon.

Phil is a legend whose reputation proceeds him. So I've voted him as the bigger hardnut but if it was based on sexual gratification, we have it on good word from Anna that Phelan would win. Not many men can last an hour, Phil seems like a 5 minutes kinda guy and don't forget he has a dodgy ticker.

I think the difference is that Phil would need a good few minutes to let his heart recover, so he'd send you out for your own pie and chips.

Pheelster would leave his lucky winner lavishing in post coital bliss, slip on a nice silk dressing gown, and go and prepare the finest lunch with Brie bullied straight out of a cow, and pair it with a nice drop of red so fruity that only a man with that sheer caliber of palette could come up with it.

Some very good points especially regarding Phil plus they do say that when you sleep with someone you're, sort of in a way, sleeping with everyone they have as well...so you'd/we'd technically be sleeping with Shirley as well *dry boak* Boots on *boak*

The Phelanator would just give off his deeply, deeply sexual pheromones and knock Philth flat on his back.

No question.

Shirley would be drunk anyway and we all look the same when the lights are off. it hasn't been revealed yet but I'm in fact Mick's father, I took Shirley's virginity.

Just realised your username now stands for thejoyof_pat (Phelan).