Has to be a windup, I don't believe Shirley ever had any virginity. Or indeed self respect

LOL thejoyof_phelan

My username is very versatile.

I was waiting for someone to do this. King Philth has been through it all but, King Phelan just edges it. I mean, he can teleport after feigning injury due to a blow to head!

King Philth would give his women money, lifts home.

King Phelan wouldn't even give his taarrtts the fare for a bus!

King Phelan could crossover into any soap realm and Phellate any woman he wanted as he's just too darn good.

Mark my words, should these two Titans ever square off against each other, Phelan would soon be blackmailing Phil into burying pigeons in Albert Square gardens.

Phelanator.

Squish Philth like brie.

You just have to marvel at their bed falling, face off.

King Philth cringingly falls/flops with Tanya and doesn't go through with coitus (and preens like a boss at breakfast) Whilst King Phelan high jumps back post coitus onto the bed like the REAL royal he is.

The Pat that got the cream....

Many have since tried to replicate THAT high jump into bed, many have failed.

I've been through many beds trying to perfect it. I think the secret is having Phelaned Anna first, which I haven't got round to doing yet.

King Philth would beat up King Phelan, but Phelan would have it on cctv, he will then blackmail Philth and make Philth his slave. He will then force Roxy, Sharon and Peggy to sleep with him.

I too have been attempting to crown my glory but, It is nigh on improbable.

He's phelly raised the bar....

There is no other way of getting onto/into bed now. It has been written.

When you try to Phellate Anna, I must try and get Kay'ee up them stairs...

Who is Phelan?

Anyway Philth destroys him.

Philth is totally invincible and when The X Men, Hulk, Thor and all the other Avengers, Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Godzilla, King Kong and a Tyrannosaurus rex all attacked him at once he still won easily...

Who is Keyser Soze?

King Phelan elicits the same response but, many questions are asked about him. Is his sexual prowess mythical? Is he a self laid man??Is he the world record holder in bed high jumping????

Get to know the only man who would turn King Philth into Billy Mitchell.

I think Phelan should visit the dales, walford and chester and give brenda, carol and myra some long overdue loving. Like the pied piper

He's abroad at the moment, but let's just say he gave a woman the look earlier and I felt her underwear moisten from 500 miles away.

As much as I hate the guy - I reckon Philth would win! Phelan is just a devious, manipulative psycho. Philth is a thick thug!! With muscles!

Personally, I would rather Cain Dingle took them both out in one foul swoop!!

I don't know if I should be glad that Phelan and Phil are on different shows or not because while the confrontation would be epic, I've always imagined when an unstoppable force hit an immovable object that the end of the world might be nigh and I'd imagine half of the nation would be watching with their hands over their faces for most of their titanic confrontation.

Personally if the fight happened in King Phil's backyard of Walford then Phil would undoubtably win because it doesn't matter who or how powerful Phil's opponent is, in Walford he ALWAYS wins his feuds whereas if the battle was in Weatherfield it might be just a little tighter to call.

I don't think they would fight. I think Pheely would get out the brie and they would tanto into the night.

Philth knocke out f*****g Satan when his spirit sank to Hell while he was in one of his million comas.

Then he went up to Heaven to 'sort' God out.

Phelan (whoever he is) has no chance against the fat controller of the Omniverse.

You don't know who Phelan is, nae offence pal but your point is null and void. How can you compare? Long Live King Phelan. God save the King!!

All hail King Phelan. May the taaaaarts be ever in his favour.

It does not matter who he is - EE TPTB would create a totally bullshit scene where Philth 'owns' him.

I would love for someone like Phelan to come in and beat the little thug to death but that will never happen.

ahhhh I see. Phil wouldn't last two second up north.

He wouldn't last two seconds down south either.

Can you imagine him walking into a tough Northern pub and telling everyone he 'owned' them?

Ambulance for Mr Mitchell.

Fergie86 pretty much summed it up. However, Phelan would probably have secret incriminating footage of Phil which he uses to blackmail him.

I remember King Philth giving money to Sharon to buy white goods when he couldn't take her to eeuronics.

King Phelan would laugh if the Queen of taaarts made such a request. He'd call the Eurovision Polska "twins" to come and hand wash his not so small, smalls.

King Phelan would easily outwit King Philth in a battle to the end.

Every man wants to be him, every woman wants to be with him.

PHE-MAN/PHE-LAN. Master of the universe.

That's the beauty of His Pheelyness. Philth might win the battle but Phelan would win the war and take his woman. Weatherfield or Walford, Pheelster wouldn't let a little thing like scripts stop him from being victorious.

On a side note, this is exactly the calibre of topic we want discussed on here often. None of this acting or storyline rubbish, but fights to the death.