Oh for god sakes, never mind!

Canada's going to win the cup by pulling the shirts up over the heads of each opponent and punching them until they give up the ball.

Now it's about time soccer became more interesting. Make the field much shorter, narrower as well. Put boards up along the sides so players can shove eachother into them to get the ball instead of using skill and fancy footwork.

Have a pest on each team. Someone whose whole raison d'etre is to bug people. Have him run alonside the opponent and tell him how good his wife is in bed or something.

And another thing. Instruct the players to tone it down when they score. Don't celebrate it too much, make it understated. We get it, you scored, don't wreck it by dancing around like an idiot. Let the goal speak for itself. I hate watching these jerks get stupid when they score on a net the size of a European country.

Oh, wait...I've just been informed that Canada doesn't really have a team worth mentioning...uhm..yeah okay sorry guys...ha ha...yup..

How's that prediction looking now?
Chile yes, Netherlands no

Bet no one even thought of Costa Rica. Quarter-Finals definitely not beyond them.

Probably going to be Ivory Coast for them next. I hope so, otherwise it will be Costa Rica vs Columbia (!) and as cracking as that match would be, I'd like Costa Rica, Columbia and Chile to progress far in this tournament.

They've all been better than Brazil, let's put it that way.