Mine would be if they declared Ahmed was let back into the house, its been too long without his wisdom and these people could learn a lot about smashing plates, jungle cats, not being sandwiches, women, general tonics of wise anecdotes and peace on earth from him.

Lets all hope Emma announces this tonight, certainly shake a few feathers in there, especially if he came in power, which he inevitably would.

What I'd like it to be: The public will now only be voting for who has the power, it will be the person who has the power who does the evicting.

What it probably is: One of tonight's housemates takes half the prize fund (there were apparently only 5 blank lightboxes in the BOTS studio despite 6 more housemates coming).

I "Hope the shock announcement is" that the head of Viacom has taken one look at this and ordered a 24/7 multi-camera feed to be up and running by Monday.

But there is more chance of a straight action gay man appearing on the show first.

Lol OP Ahmed was a legend the plate throwing moment was awesome OMG if he were to put in that house right now he would cause aot of trouble and do the plate throwing all over again

As for tonights shock announcement I think its an eviction one of the orignal 10 will get evicted or one of the 6 housemates to go in tonight will get evicted

I'd like it to be that Pauline can choose one housemate to go straight through to the final, and one to be instantly put up for the first eviction.

You all have 30 seconds to leave the house before it self destructs

Hope its 'Live Feed 24/7 is back and better than ever'
Think Its 'some housemates will live next door/in luxury/chosen by power housemate'

emma said this has never happened 'at this stage'...so its something weve seen before just not so soon.

"Big Brother contestants, for too long have talentless wannabes plagued our screens for us to laugh at and deride. This year you will be forced to fight to the death and no one will be filming you, writing about you, or caring about you in any way. The lucky survivor should simply go back to their normal life and forget any dreams of stardom.

PS - We've hid an axe-murderer out in the garden to get things going."

Yeah, that would be good.

I've always said a Battle Royale theme would be a fun twist on things

If only! Bloody health and safety stop all our fun these days.

Bloomin' party poopers

Give all the prize money away tonight .

Yes, but given out on a 29 second delay!

They are putting in previous housemates tonight...

Didn't Emma mention a 'Northern Irish beauty' - Hazel?

(Probably a long shot.)

They are giving the whole prize money away tonight.

The prize at the end of the show will only be the glory of winning Big Brother.

Hazel was from Southern Ireland, and beauty...hmmm...that's debatable *meeeeiiiiooow*