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dan_blamires
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A bit of an awkward one. I mainly do the school run, its only a quick walk for us. I keep clocking myself unintentionally having my gaze fall upon the other mums chest areas. Now it is warmer and sunnier i can usually just wear my dark sunglasses and there is no harm done, neither the ladies being looked at notice or more importantly I'm not caught out by my observant daughter who would dob me in to my wife. The problem really arises on the warm overcast days when it would be suspicious to wear dark sunglasses. I am happily married and I'm worried I'm going to get dobbed into my wife and have some explaining to do. I am quite a handsome and charming man and a few occasions my accidental observing has been noticed and drawn a smile from the lady whose chest area I was unintentionally observing. Has anyone else had this problem and how did you sort it out? I reiterate it is unintentional and I think it is a darwinian legacy, there is no way my wife would buy that though should the day come I have to explain myself.
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Do you have eyes like Marty Feldman?
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat ?
I think Its an involuntary peripheral vision impulse. I'm sure it is some sort of evolutionary hang over, I can see its going to cause me trouble though. Trouble that I could do without.
You know it makes sense.
That's probably because of the stench of utter bullshit in the air, Barry.
This is not a problem. Most of the women are just desperate to gain your acquaintance. Stay true to your wife and reject all approaches
And tell her you are having to wear the dark classes. She will call you a dirty old man, and laugh.
btw, The dark glasses will increase your desirability. The only other thing that would work better is a Ferrari.
But chill folks, nothing wrong with a bit of ornithology when the weather warms up and the clothes come off.
Thats exactly what im trying to avoid. Whats your advice?
As far as I see it, you've got two options:
1. Don't look - make a conscious effort to look elsewhere
2. Carry on looking and take the backlash from your wife when she finds out.
quite simple really!
Fixed that for you.
My advice is grow up and stop acting like a 12 year old who has just discovered boobs.
That's not helpful advice.
What was wrong with that advice? That was ruddy good advice.
Yes it is. You are acting like an immature little boy, even down to boasting about your supposed attractiveness. Once the word gets round what you're up to you will be seen as nothing more than a dirty old man (whatever your age).
If any of this is true and you're not just attention seeking...