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Old 11-06-2014, 10:47
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He should do because his act would be ideal for Kate Oates's ED sense of humour.
No script required just endless scenes of him hilariously wiggling his backside. He'd fit in perfectly with the hilarious antics of Bernice, Kerry, Dan and co.
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Old 11-06-2014, 10:52
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Jeez Spungepants! You nearly gave me a heart attack!!
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:02
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Don't even joke about it spunger
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:09
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That moment when you take the thread title seriously
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:11
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My sources tell me that it's close, Emmerdale are fighting hard to get him but the Royal Shakespeare Company are putting in a competitive bid.
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:16
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I would LOVE this, he could play a character who cannot speak and thus has to answer questions through the medium of dance

Diane: Pint of unspecific Louis?
Louis: Answers with dancers
Diane: G & T coming up, pet.
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:18
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The perfect part for him would be Aaron's boyfriend
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:18
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I would LOVE this, he could play a character who cannot speak and thus has to answer questions through the medium of dance

Diane: Pint of unspecific Louis?
Louis: Answers with dancers
Diane: G & T coming up, pet.
Gaaaah!! I loathe the little toad.
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:19
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The perfect part for him would be Aaron's boyfriend
Hahaha! I would love to be there when Danny Miller is given that news!
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:29
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He could be introduced as a dodgy proper hard sort of bloke, an old mate of Cains, all smouldering and womanizing and that, looking for a score.

After pulling off a robbery on Home James haulage trucks, they think they've got away with it, until they see the police car behind them. A chase ensues, which ends in disaster as they crash into a retaining wall and the van tumbles down the cliff.

As Cain lies motionless, the sirens get louder as the police close in on the wreckage. Louie gets out and puts his hands up as armed police surround him.

Police: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP "
Louie: "Alright, it's true, you've got me... I admit it... I... I... LOVE TO DANCE "

He presses play on the van radio, rips off his robbery clothes to reveal a shiny pink leotard, and as the opening bars of Whitney Houstons' I Wanna Dance With Somebody blare out, he pirouettes and flounces his way into the darkness across the field, never to be seen again, just the sound of his voice getting fainter and fainter... "5, 6, 7, 8 and shimmy, and toes, and work it! To the left, to the right, down low..."
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:30
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Jeez Spungepants! You nearly gave me a heart attack!!
Me too! Psh
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:41
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Hahaha! I would love to be there when Danny Miller is given that news!
I remember when Danny was up for best actor at the NTA and Louis was giving that award out and Danny tweeted saying he hated the guy so it would be funny
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Old 11-06-2014, 12:04
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He could be introduced as a dodgy proper hard sort of bloke, an old mate of Cains, all smouldering and womanizing and that, looking for a score.

After pulling off a robbery on Home James haulage trucks, they think they've got away with it, until they see the police car behind them. A chase ensues, which ends in disaster as they crash into a retaining wall and the van tumbles down the cliff.

As Cain lies motionless, the sirens get louder as the police close in on the wreckage. Louie gets out and puts his hands up as armed police surround him.

Police: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP "
Louie: "Alright, it's true, you've got me... I admit it... I... I... LOVE TO DANCE "

He presses play on the van radio, rips off his robbery clothes to reveal a shiny pink leotard, and as the opening bars of Whitney Houstons' I Wanna Dance With Somebody blare out, he pirouettes and flounces his way into the darkness across the field, never to be seen again, just the sound of his voice getting fainter and fainter... "5, 6, 7, 8 and shimmy, and toes, and work it! To the left, to the right, down low..."
OK, I've changed my mind. If he gets that sl, he can come.

(Cain better be OK though).
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Old 11-06-2014, 12:08
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I thought this was true. He could come in as long lost cousin Flouncey Dingle.
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Old 11-06-2014, 12:09
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Are You Trying To Shock Me To Death?!?!?!

Evil Evil Man!!! :d
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Old 11-06-2014, 13:01
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I would LOVE this, he could play a character who cannot speak and thus has to answer questions through the medium of dance

Diane: Pint of unspecific Louis?
Louis: Answers with dancers
Diane: G & T coming up, pet.
Sounds like the name of a new gameshow - I'm sure ITV are looking for a replacement for Amazing Greys
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Old 11-06-2014, 13:11
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I thought this was true. He could come in as long lost cousin Flouncey Dingle.
Nice idea, but Aaron kind of fulfilled that role.

But when Aaron returns shortly, I may just bestow this nickname on him.
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Old 11-06-2014, 14:03
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Nice idea, but Aaron kind of fulfilled that role.

But when Aaron returns shortly, I may just bestow this nickname on him.
I always thought of Aaron as Permafrown Dingle!
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Old 11-06-2014, 14:39
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He could be introduced as a dodgy proper hard sort of bloke, an old mate of Cains, all smouldering and womanizing and that, looking for a score.

After pulling off a robbery on Home James haulage trucks, they think they've got away with it, until they see the police car behind them. A chase ensues, which ends in disaster as they crash into a retaining wall and the van tumbles down the cliff.

As Cain lies motionless, the sirens get louder as the police close in on the wreckage. Louie gets out and puts his hands up as armed police surround him.

Police: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP "
Louie: "Alright, it's true, you've got me... I admit it... I... I... LOVE TO DANCE "

He presses play on the van radio, rips off his robbery clothes to reveal a shiny pink leotard, and as the opening bars of Whitney Houstons' I Wanna Dance With Somebody blare out, he pirouettes and flounces his way into the darkness across the field, never to be seen again, just the sound of his voice getting fainter and fainter... "5, 6, 7, 8 and shimmy, and toes, and work it! To the left, to the right, down low..."
lol
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Old 11-06-2014, 14:49
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I always thought of Aaron as Permafrown Dingle!
Aaron is extremely versatile. He can permafrown, permacry and permaflounce all at the same time.
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Old 11-06-2014, 14:55
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Aaron is extremely versatile. He can permafrown, permacry and permaflounce all at the same time.
. I thought his initial story with Paddy was very good but he did become a bit stuck as Misery Dingle.
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Old 11-06-2014, 16:56
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Aaron is extremely versatile. He can permafrown, permacry and permaflounce all at the same time.
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Old 11-06-2014, 17:34
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I can't stand the man but

I would LOVE this, he could play a character who cannot speak and thus has to answer questions through the medium of dance

Diane: Pint of unspecific Louis?
Louis: Answers with dancers
Diane: G & T coming up, pet.
Yes

He could be introduced as a dodgy proper hard sort of bloke, an old mate of Cains, all smouldering and womanizing and that, looking for a score.

After pulling off a robbery on Home James haulage trucks, they think they've got away with it, until they see the police car behind them. A chase ensues, which ends in disaster as they crash into a retaining wall and the van tumbles down the cliff.

As Cain lies motionless, the sirens get louder as the police close in on the wreckage. Louie gets out and puts his hands up as armed police surround him.

Police: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP "
Louie: "Alright, it's true, you've got me... I admit it... I... I... LOVE TO DANCE "

He presses play on the van radio, rips off his robbery clothes to reveal a shiny pink leotard, and as the opening bars of Whitney Houstons' I Wanna Dance With Somebody blare out, he pirouettes and flounces his way into the darkness across the field, never to be seen again, just the sound of his voice getting fainter and fainter... "5, 6, 7, 8 and shimmy, and toes, and work it! To the left, to the right, down low..."
And yes
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Old 11-06-2014, 17:40
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Q. How do you give several million people a coronary all at the same time?

A. Tell them Louis Spence is joining their favourite soap!


Bloody hell Spunger, I thought the title was true, you scared the bejesus out of me! Paddy and Viv adding their own 'sticking paste' to the post office counter doesn't conjure up such horrific images as that
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Old 11-06-2014, 17:48
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"Ooh David, I dropped a pound on the way into the shop... could you come down here and help me look for it?"...

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