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chrisjr

17-06-2014

Originally Posted by Tassium:
“Hi-Fi experts all agree that dirty air is the number one cause of poor sound quality in Hi-Fi systems.

Micro-particles of cadmium, zinc and krypton in the air inhibit and dampen sound oscillations.

I can sell some air cleaning spray that radically improves top end and clarity, and also has the aroma of apples!

A real bargain at £89.99 (free post and packing!)

ZOUND™ Air Purifying Spray. Instant Hi-Fi Freshness in a Can!:

http://i.imgur.com/9r3pAJB.jpg

(Contact me for information on our latest ZOUND Plug-In Orange Blossom, Hi-Fi Clarity for 6 Weeks! £375.99 for a pack of two)”

Actually it's the oxygen in the air that is the real problem. Just the same as it is in cables. So like you can get Oxygen free copper wires you need Oxygen free air in your listening room for the ultimate audio experience.

barbeler

17-06-2014

Originally Posted by chrisbartley:
“The quote on that page from Hi-Fi World is a cracker ...

"Post treatment, everything was tighter, meaning that notes started and stopped with more speed and moved with superior precision...Bass was tighter and more punchy, mids were clear as a bell and treble produced extra air. Each frequency now enjoyed additional space and each was now able to portray subtle nuances – before, those details were often masked by the intrusive bleed from adjacent frequencies.”

A+ for creative writing maybe

notes stopping and starting faster ?
Extra Air ?
Additional space for each frequency ?”

Does Private Eye still run Pseuds' Corner?

evil c

18-06-2014

What I really need to protect my hi-fi is a shield to keep out those pesky muons with their negative electric charge.

barbeler

18-06-2014

You need the ZOUND anti-matter generator, which surrounds your sound system with a particle-free force field. Only £22 million and 99p - get two for £43 million.

skinj

18-06-2014

So glad it's not only me that was mightily amused by this product, just sounds ridiculous to me!
Loved the comedy sketch that was posted too, I've seen far too many sales staff that border on this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxQqWSnsHoA

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