If i was a HM i don't think i could put up with someone like her trying to order me around like that. I'd just tell her to shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do.

It seems like the HM's are scared to say anything to her, they're grown ups for goodness sake, stop taking her BS and speak up.

I'd let her get so far with me then if I disagree with a fact watch out and take cover, as it'd kick off from there.

I would give her a taste of her own medicine ×2

Hide.

We should throw you in there then because she needs taking down a peg or 2

This but run first.

I'd probably kick off.

The only way I'm going into that zoo is via rappelling into it dressed in black, kitted up, and with the SAS.

Frying Pan.

Deck her one

You'd hit a woman with a frying pan?

I would tell her to foxtrot oscar without any hesitation.

I would ignore her completely, people like Pauline cant cope with being ignored

and I would make my own dinner, her services as canteen lady would not be required

No, never...but I would Pauline.

I'd ignore her totally, apart from a smile. What the hell can she do seriously?