It's been bugging me for ages how I see him and it suddenly dawned on me he's like a woman with a beard.

That's why the beard looks all wrong. What ya think?

Conchita!

He's like an old sweetie wife!

I look forward to his eviction.

Yes. It's been bugging me too. Thanks OP.

No problem.

He's like a lego George Michael from the 80s.

This, although I love George and find it insulting to compare that hairy pipsqueak to him

Oh, yeah, that too.

He reminds me somewhat of an old school circus ringmaster.