A thread for proof that Kimberly Kisselovich is a robot sent to systematically destroy housemates:

Her voice: Kimbot's accent is a strange amalgamation of American and British, this is actually a standard "RP" accent, "RP" being "Robot Pronunciation". There is no inflection in her voice, everything is said in a clear, calm and concise manner.

On house politics: "I wait until I simmer down and then I deal with it logically." - her built-in sensory system collects and processes information and provides rational resolutions.

On tears: "I just don't understand" - during the first eviction she was confused by water leaking from her eyes. Kimbot's programming does not compute with tears. This was possibly a hydraulic fluid leak from her inner pressure pumps that control movement.

Her vocabulary: "I'm recalibrating the system and putting you back in line" - despite her otherwise successful infiltration of the human race, every now and then she remembers she is a machine and uses "robot jargon" that her creator clearly added to her database.


Feel free to add more evidence.

By the way, I love Kimbot!

Robots need love too!

I want this robot to dominate this game and make everyone else look like fools. I know that depends on the great British public getting behind a mechanical being, but I'm hoping they do as a lesson to shows like this not to take their audiences for granted.

I've gone off her due to her brown nosing of Pauline. Another follower in the cult of Pauline.

Me too

She's crawled to Pauline

That's her finished

I must admit when I heard her use the term "recalibrating" I instantly associated it with Kimbot 9000 accessing a different program.

Cracking thread.

Some believe the Kimbot was sent back in time by disgruntled Endemol employees

She has upped her game but doesn't realize that BB US and BB UK are a totally different ball game. Bit of a fool really.

It's becoming more and more to where they're not that different.

The robot Kim persona is kind of endearing. Big Brother should give her a task where she plays up to that haha.

If BBUK was more like BBUS maybe it would get better ratings, and the producers wouldn't put so much emphasis on doltish tasks and forcing romances?

I was undecided about her but was leaning towards liking her until she became one of Pauline's sycophants.
Hope she'll redeem (reboot?) herself, I still think she has potential.

Or she could just be playing Pauline. Which is fine by me.

But will she go back to the factory settings or the current settings? Maybe a different operating system may help too.

love this thread

The Kimbotinator. Cyberdyne systems T100.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever... until you are evicted.

Well she is going the wrong way about it!

Brilliant post.

She really drew me in when she started talking about recalibration ...

Sadly she appears to have taken Helen's side. Kim half hugged Helen, made a plan with her (what she was gonna say to Jale), then she went over to Jale.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt until I see the whole thing.

Haha, brilliant post! When did she talk about recalibrating? Missed that one.

In the video where Helen and Kim are conspiring to deceive Jale into believing that Kimberly supports her and 'has her back' we can see Kim expressing lots of real human feelings.
Kim's not a robot after all, she was smiling and laughing and having lots of fun there.

Kimbot is simply assimiliating to her enviornment.

QUOTE=J_R;73184157]Haha, brilliant post! When did she talk about recalibrating? Missed that one.[/quote]

During her talk with Marlon.

Technically she wouldn't b a robot though as they look like AI's a more correct term would be Cyborg which is a AI with organic parts which can look human

She sings 'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..' in a very slow voice before she turns off for the night.

No, no, she's clearly an Android. It's easy to mistaken quality Japanese synthetic parts for organic, entry hobbyists usually make the same mistake.

Very good, OP

It must be difficult having her job when disgusting animals like Marlon mistake her naked body for meat. It isn't, it's silicon/latex over titanium. That sort of thing must really hurt her Feelings v2.015


Yes, I like her too, ish.