No point awarding the penalty, with their luck today they would have missed

Second half has felt pretty dead and flat

Hat trick!!

4-0, haha.

Take a bow, son.

1st hat trick for WC 2014.

Hat-trick, didn't think Germany would win by this much at the start.

Ronaldo is so frustrated , he's getting booed, his hair has flopped, and now its four

She had some knockers.

Hattrick! Easy does it.

Muller the new Klose? Right place at the right time for his hattrick.

There we go. It was coming but I feel a bit bad because Portugal defended resolutely beforehand.

I've always had the feeling that; if I were a professional player who had someone simulate injury against me and got me sent off, on the way to the dressing room I would give them the actual blow they pretended to have received. If it means a proper smack in the face then that's what they'd get.

^^^^^^

I don't normally cheer on the Krauts, but if it means they wipe the smug look off Ronaldo & contribute towards making Nani cry like a little b***h, then C'MON GERMANY !!

Now I feel all dirty inside.

He probably only cared because it was his chance to score. I'll have to see another replay I think because at first I thought it wasn't a foul and then the second showing made me unsure.

Take a shower then lol.

First one? What's Ronaldo muttering about? He won a free kick half an hour ago by diving.

I don't like Angela's specs.

You'd think Angie would've cracked a smile!

Is that Smerkel up there watching? Doesn't she have Europe to run, or something???

I'm surprised United fans aren't saying how well Nani has played

Yeah she might be the most powerful politician in Europe but she could learn how to look the part! It's her duty as a woman.

In fairness to Germany, they were two nil up before the red and Portugal didn't look great with 11.

I hope that last sentence was tongue in cheek.

She could do with mixing it up from the power suits though. I'm sure someone would give her a Germany top to put on.

Even we arnt that one eyed

Ronaldo always has a look about him when playing for Portugal, that his team mates just are not good enough, and that he has to do it all himself