We're amongst the second tier of teams.
Teams are judged by how they perform when it matters and that is during tournaments. Someone mentioned Italy's poor form going into this tournament, but the fact is they generally produce when the serious business starts. We, on the other hand, don't really have any genuine World Cup pedigree at all and are routinely dumped out of the tournament by the first top side we face.
We've got one World Cup win to our name and that is only because we hosted the thing - and that was 50 years ago.
I imagine even some of the lesser nations fancy their chances against us.
Teams are judged by how they perform when it matters and that is during tournaments. Someone mentioned Italy's poor form going into this tournament, but the fact is they generally produce when the serious business starts. We, on the other hand, don't really have any genuine World Cup pedigree at all and are routinely dumped out of the tournament by the first top side we face.
We've got one World Cup win to our name and that is only because we hosted the thing - and that was 50 years ago.
I imagine even some of the lesser nations fancy their chances against us.




I like it. What a great idea for humour - hypothetical news stories. Where do you get these?