Foster
Smalling
JoneS
Cahill
Shaw
Oxide-Chamberlaine or Lallana
Lampard (Farewell Match)
Wiltshire
Milner
Sturridge
Lambert

This ^^ should have been turned out for Italy and Uruguay.

Tinky winky
Voldemort
Paul Daniels
Boris Johnson
Brian blessed
Steven Gerrard
Evil Edna from wilo the wisp
Dangermouse
David blunkett
Gandalf

You Idiot



Dangermouse has two Yellow Cards and is suspended.

Yea sorry. Penfold it is then. Playing ahead of Gerard

Moriaty as manager btw

I like Blessed in midfield. Just the sort of authoritative figure England have been crying out for!

Crystal ball time....

I think it will be "sorry for not giving you any games until now" and play the subs time.

Hart
Jones Smalling Cahill Shaw
Gerrard Lampard Milner
Sterling Lambert Rooney

Lallana, Barkley and Sturridge off the bench.

He'll start Rooney and Gerrard because people are saying they should be dropped so stubborness will make him start them but they'll both only last 45-60 mins. Everyone else who hasn't featured will probably get minutes apart from the two sub goalies and maybe Oxlade (now that the game is a dead rubber).

Gandalf in goal right? I mean, come on, "you shall not pass?" Nothing's getting by him.

I agree. Give all the fringe players a game. I wouldn't be surprise if they produced an exceptional result.

Come on take it seriously, no joke players did you know you have picked Gerrard

What I like about this team is that with Gandalf up front we can afford to not only "carry" Gerrard in midfield, but play with just 10 men.

Otherwise, I like the OP's pick.

Paul " the magician" Daniels on the wing i reckon

i would go with Barkley instead if Lampard tbh, its a very attacking team, but sod it, play to our strengths

------------- Hart
Shaw Cahill Jones Johnson (he's shite but no one we have is better there)
------------- Wilshere
------Sterling Barkley Lallana
------------- Rooney
--------------Lambert

Harsh on Jeanette Krankee to be axed.

Too small in defence

Has Grotbags got over her injury, she could be in line for a call up

Its just a shame we could not play the world beating players of 2004-2012 that we had, not just this match but the two previous games. We would of marched to world cup victory with flair not seen since the brazil side of 1970.

Dare he drop his captain and the repercussions of it?

Now that's just silly - she's Scottish.
Errrr. are the rest "English"?

Plays for Scotland...

Gordon Banks
George Cohen
Jack Charlton
Bobby Moore
Ray Wilson
Nobby Stiles
Alan Ball
Bobby Charlton
Martin Peters
Geoff Hurst
Roger Hunt

Although Hodgson would probably play 4-2-3-1 with Sir Geoff on the left and Sir Bobby as a defensive midfielder.

Foster
Smalling Jones Cahill Shaw
Wiltshire Lallana
Barkley
Milner Sturridge Chamberlain (if fit)

If no Chamberlain then:

Foster
Smalling Jones Cahill Shaw
Wiltshire Henderson
Barkley
Sterling Sturridge Lallana

We might as well give those players who'll likely feature in 2016 and beyond some competitive and tournament experience as we've nothing to lose now.

Why hasn't Wiltshire been played so far? Injured?

We should make up a team of all the know-all "experts" that sit in TV studios giving their opinion of where everything that went wrong and how the game should have been played. They know so damn much then show us how it is done then

We should get a sodding ouija board and channel the spirit of Bobby Moore - the only chance we have I think