(To anyone too slow): "Run you fools!"

Oh yeah forgot. Freddy Kruger would be the physio for the game along with Edward Scissorhands

I wouldn't play Blunkett in midfield.
Not enough vision!

Tinkywinky would help to cut out the "elementary" mistakes.

Does anyone know id the Count from Sesame Street has got a British grandfather anyway. Him and Tinkywinky would make a great central defensive partnership.

I really wouldn't be wanting to rely on Zippy for disciplined play if one of the first team gets injured - have to use the dual-nationality rule to our advantage.

Not a problem, just watch his Labrador fly into the channel before passing to Dangermouse.
(Imagines Phil Neville commentating on this).

They should only pick players called Gary, Larry, Barry or Harry. The training sessions audio playback will be great to listen to!

LOL!!!

My England team to play Costa Rica?

Chorley.

No place for Jimmy Greaves? Will win nothing. Mark my words.

----------------------- Hart -----------------------------
------ Jones - Cahill - Smalling - Shaw ------
------------ Wilshere - Henderson --------------
Chamberlain - Rooney - Sterling
------------------- Sturridge -------------------------

Shows how effective he must be, he played against Italy

What does it matter? we're out. Might as well give the people who haven't played yet a game.

Many of you have suggested Ben Foster, I would play Fraser Forster, Ben Foster looked ropy in tbat warm up

Well i have just given my boots a clean, just in case