http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/...-the-world-cup



Love the Dave Cameron bit

Pigs would fly and drop golden manure on everyone.

I can imagine the first eleven being immortalised around the country, with shrines in certain places (maybe their home counties). And yes, that live news update, is pretty much bang on. As well as complimentary knighthoods.

Paddy power would have gone bankrupt