Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“His manager is defending him.”
“His manager is defending him.”
Of course he is, that's his meal ticket.
Suarez bites back?
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Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“I'll have to start watching South American football to see all this biting that goes on all the time”
“I'll have to start watching South American football to see all this biting that goes on all the time”
They have teeth brushing time, instead of injury time
Can see Suarez appearing in funny EE ads with Kevin BACON.
He is a no brainer.
Originally Posted by iamsofired:
“Good news for Liverpool anyway, probably too toxic for a move to Spain now.”
“Good news for Liverpool anyway, probably too toxic for a move to Spain now.”
I don't think they'll care. All they'll see is goals.
He's a very nice man who was giving his opponent an affectionate kiss which went horribly wrong.
Not quite the same as the 'he accidentally swallowed his opponent's shoulder while trying to headbutt him' theory, but it makes for a sweeter fairy tale for the kids. Of course he blummin' well bit him.
Not quite the same as the 'he accidentally swallowed his opponent's shoulder while trying to headbutt him' theory, but it makes for a sweeter fairy tale for the kids. Of course he blummin' well bit him.
Originally Posted by swaydog:
“So, if he Is unhinged, shouldn't we be more sympathetic?
A flawed genius?”
“So, if he Is unhinged, shouldn't we be more sympathetic?
A flawed genius?”
Certainly not! This is the third time he has done this so he should be having treatment if he is truly unhinged not let loose on a football pitch to bite at will.
Being a flawed genius (if that is what he is) does not give you carte blanche to behave just as you like.
I woldn't say he bit him he more gnawed on his shoulder. 
H'es everything that's wrong in football and his manager is an idiot. I think a reasonable ban would be banned for the rest of WC and banned from the next Copa America and all International matches in between.
H'es everything that's wrong in football and his manager is an idiot. I think a reasonable ban would be banned for the rest of WC and banned from the next Copa America and all International matches in between.
Originally Posted by dirty dingus:
“I woldn't say he bit him he more gnawed on his shoulder.
H'es everything that's wrong in football and his manager is an idiot. I think a reasonable ban would be banned for the rest of WC and banned from the next Copa America and all International matches in between.”
“I woldn't say he bit him he more gnawed on his shoulder.
H'es everything that's wrong in football and his manager is an idiot. I think a reasonable ban would be banned for the rest of WC and banned from the next Copa America and all International matches in between.”
A dog bit my leg
A dog gnawed my leg.
Latter sounds worse.
Originally Posted by DangerBrother:
“They have teeth brushing time, instead of injury time
Can see Suarez appearing in funny EE ads with Kevin BACON.
He is a no brainer.”
“They have teeth brushing time, instead of injury time
Can see Suarez appearing in funny EE ads with Kevin BACON.
He is a no brainer.”
Okay, I have the giggles reading that
Originally Posted by swaydog:
“I've only seen the angle from behind, several times,which is why I wondered.Why not show the conclusive footage.
I mean throwing an elbow could still mean the shoulder impacting his mouth.
Not saying that is the case. As I said just playing DA.”
“I've only seen the angle from behind, several times,which is why I wondered.Why not show the conclusive footage.
I mean throwing an elbow could still mean the shoulder impacting his mouth.
Not saying that is the case. As I said just playing DA.”
Fantasy Devil's Advocate though.
I think he should be banned from all forms of football for life. It's happened on two previous occasions and he doesn't seem to have changed. Yes he's a great player, but how much does one's genius have to be until one's dark side eclipses it?
Originally Posted by iamsofired:
“Good news for Liverpool anyway, probably too toxic for a move to Spain now.”
“Good news for Liverpool anyway, probably too toxic for a move to Spain now.”
Do you think ? Providing there isn't some ridiculously out of character FIFA crackdown I'd expect the Spanish clubs won't care and Suarez to say he's being picked in again by the British media who are forcing him out , which the Uruguay manager has in fact already said .
It may even 'bite' Liverpool financially if he agitates for a move , who knows but all very entertaining as an outsider .
Originally Posted by DangerBrother:
“They have teeth brushing time, instead of injury time”
“They have teeth brushing time, instead of injury time”
That might be the funniest thing I've ever read on here.
Congrats
In the Columbia v Japan game a Japanese player got an elbow to the nose and didn't go down like Suarez did.
lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
absolutely delusional
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
absolutely delusional
Originally Posted by dirty dingus:
“I woldn't say he bit him he more gnawed on his shoulder.
H'es everything that's wrong in football and his manager is an idiot. I think a reasonable ban would be banned for the rest of WC and banned from the next Copa America and all International matches in between.”
“I woldn't say he bit him he more gnawed on his shoulder.
H'es everything that's wrong in football and his manager is an idiot. I think a reasonable ban would be banned for the rest of WC and banned from the next Copa America and all International matches in between.”
Yes gnawed - he bites like one of those terrier dogs that sinks its teeth to hang on, rather than a snap or nip, it was the same with Ivanovic.
Originally Posted by mimik1uk:
“lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
”
“lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
”
That'll be why he was holding his teeth then!
Originally Posted by mimik1uk:
“lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
absolutely delusional”
“lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
absolutely delusional”
Disgraceful! I hope he isn't let to get away with this.
Apparently only todays Mexican ref can decide if to ban Luis now and if says no bite FIFA wont overrule him. ( Should refs with a main language of one of the teams but not the other be able to ref a game because there must be a higher likelihood of bias.)
Originally Posted by basdfg:
“Apparently only todays Mexican ref can decide if to ban Luis now and if says no bite FIFA wont overrule him. ( Should refs with a main language of one of the teams but not the other be able to ref a game because there must be a higher likelihood of bias.)”
“Apparently only todays Mexican ref can decide if to ban Luis now and if says no bite FIFA wont overrule him. ( Should refs with a main language of one of the teams but not the other be able to ref a game because there must be a higher likelihood of bias.)”
Would the ref risk embarrassment of admitting to a mistake.
I can see FIFA pressuring him to not rock the boat.
Originally Posted by mimik1uk:
“lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
absolutely delusional”
“lineker just read out what suarez said to the Uruguayan media
"these things happen in football , we were in contact , shoulder to shoulder, and I got a knock in the eye"
absolutely delusional”
Anyone got a link to the actual bite marks?
All i`ve seen are the photo shopped ones
Originally Posted by degsyhufc:
“Would the ref risk embarrassment of admitting to a mistake.
I can see FIFA pressuring him to not rock the boat.”
“Would the ref risk embarrassment of admitting to a mistake.
I can see FIFA pressuring him to not rock the boat.”
Wouldn't not banning him rock the boat further outside of Uruguay and increase hatred of Fifa further.
Originally Posted by Dub2:
“Anyone got a link to the actual bite marks?
All i`ve seen are the photo shopped ones”
“Anyone got a link to the actual bite marks?
All i`ve seen are the photo shopped ones”
look on the BBC or Sky news sites
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