Quite clearly he is ZicoZ - He is only annoyed and defending Suarez because Barcelona want him, If it was Real Madrid who were purely after him then "Zizu" would be calling them a disgrace.
Suarez bites back?
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It makes me laugh that people are now calling it a trial by media. It is!! The media in question being the cameras that caught the incident in glorious technicolour from different angles, as it happened 
His ban should have came with a suspended sentence which was a life time ban if he done it again that would prob stop him trying it again.
Suarez's defence that he put to FIFA:
Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti
ICYMI. Suarez told FIFA he did NOT bite. Simply lost balance, fell into Chiellini +mouth hit shoulder. http://www.as.com/misc/pdf/sancion-s...26-06-2014.pdf …
Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti
ICYMI. Suarez told FIFA he did NOT bite. Simply lost balance, fell into Chiellini +mouth hit shoulder. http://www.as.com/misc/pdf/sancion-s...26-06-2014.pdf …
Originally Posted by Bosox:
“Suarez's defence that he put to FIFA:
Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti
ICYMI. Suarez told FIFA he did NOT bite. Simply lost balance, fell into Chiellini +mouth hit shoulder. http://www.as.com/misc/pdf/sancion-s...26-06-2014.pdf …
”
“Suarez's defence that he put to FIFA:
Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti
ICYMI. Suarez told FIFA he did NOT bite. Simply lost balance, fell into Chiellini +mouth hit shoulder. http://www.as.com/misc/pdf/sancion-s...26-06-2014.pdf …
”
Here's how Suarez' assault on a referee when he has a teenager is retold by a former coach of his,
Suárez was 16, not 15. Nacional were playing Danubio, another local team, and it was absolutely not a head-butt. He was simply protesting about a referee’s mistake, and who doesn’t do that? Sure, his head hit the referee’s face, but not on purpose. “He fell,” Chenlo said, “accidentally into the referee.”
He fell. One thing you learn about Suárez: he does a lot of falling.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/...iolence-deceit
Seems like Suarez doesn't have anger management issues, but simply problems with his balance.
So suarez fell on to chiellini's shoulder with his mouth. Was hoping he would except responsibility and get help but I suppose when you have people defending him and saying the punishmient was harsh which it wasn't. He's never gonna realise its wrong with these defending him. Some of comments I've heard are beyond stupid. Uruguay need to be carefully or they might talk themselves into more trouble. They're certainly not coming out of this too well at the moment.
Originally Posted by Matt35:
“So suarez fell on to chiellini's shoulder with his mouth. Was hoping he would except responsibility and get help but I suppose when you have people defending him and saying the punishmient was harsh which it wasn't. He's never gonna realise its wrong with these defending him. Some of comments I've heard are beyond stupid. Uruguay need to be carefully or they might talk themselves into more trouble. They're certainly not coming out of this too well at the moment.”
“So suarez fell on to chiellini's shoulder with his mouth. Was hoping he would except responsibility and get help but I suppose when you have people defending him and saying the punishmient was harsh which it wasn't. He's never gonna realise its wrong with these defending him. Some of comments I've heard are beyond stupid. Uruguay need to be carefully or they might talk themselves into more trouble. They're certainly not coming out of this too well at the moment.”
I'd certainly agree with that
It just shows people would support the devil if it gave them something back.
A lesser player would more likely become a hate figure for their nation.
A lesser player would more likely become a hate figure for their nation.
If he does continue playing for Liverpool after this, it'll be fun to hear what chants the opposition fans can come up with. There's tons of mileage in this.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
Originally Posted by General Zod:
“If he does continue playing for Liverpool after this, it'll be fun to hear what chants the opposition fans can come up with. There's tons of mileage in this.
Any suggestions?”
“If he does continue playing for Liverpool after this, it'll be fun to hear what chants the opposition fans can come up with. There's tons of mileage in this.
Any suggestions?”
If barca come in with the offer thats been reported then Liverpool might just accept. If suarez had accepted he was wrong to do what he did then Liverpool would fight to keep him but since he doesn't feel he's done anything wrong then there is good chance this will happen again and BR can't take that chance.
Originally Posted by alanwarwic:
“It just shows people would support the devil if it gave them something back.
A lesser player would more likely become a hate figure for their nation.”
“It just shows people would support the devil if it gave them something back.
A lesser player would more likely become a hate figure for their nation.”
Look at the hate and abuse Beckham got after France 1998, and what did he do, a little flick kick!
I can only wonder what level it would have been, if he had bitten the current Atletico boss!!
Originally Posted by alanwarwic:
“It just shows people would support the devil if it gave them something back.
A lesser player would more likely become a hate figure for their nation.”
“It just shows people would support the devil if it gave them something back.
A lesser player would more likely become a hate figure for their nation.”
So from biting (a rather minor attack in the grand scheme) to the master of all evil and suffering. Yes, who cares about perspective, PERSPECTIVE BE DAMNED.
Literally just read his rather hilarious explanation for what happened.
I can see certain people getting ideas now.
"Well your honour, I certainly did not assault this individual as the officer said. He kept tripping and falling over on to my fist.
And in a strange twist of fate your honour, he also tripped and fell on to my boot as well. I certainly did not kick him when he was down".
I can see certain people getting ideas now.
"Well your honour, I certainly did not assault this individual as the officer said. He kept tripping and falling over on to my fist.
And in a strange twist of fate your honour, he also tripped and fell on to my boot as well. I certainly did not kick him when he was down".
Originally Posted by JasonWatkins:
“Literally just read his rather hilarious explanation for what happened.
I can see certain people getting ideas now.
"Well your honour, I certainly did not assault this individual as the officer said. He kept tripping and falling over on to my fist.
And in a strange twist of fate your honour, he also tripped and fell on to my boot as well. I certainly did not kick him when he was down".”
“Literally just read his rather hilarious explanation for what happened.
I can see certain people getting ideas now.
"Well your honour, I certainly did not assault this individual as the officer said. He kept tripping and falling over on to my fist.
And in a strange twist of fate your honour, he also tripped and fell on to my boot as well. I certainly did not kick him when he was down".”
I wonder if Shearer will use something similar when talking about his kick of Neil Lennon?!
Originally Posted by JasonWatkins:
“Literally just read his rather hilarious explanation for what happened.
I can see certain people getting ideas now.
"Well your honour, I certainly did not assault this individual as the officer said. He kept tripping and falling over on to my fist.
And in a strange twist of fate your honour, he also tripped and fell on to my boot as well. I certainly did not kick him when he was down".”
“Literally just read his rather hilarious explanation for what happened.
I can see certain people getting ideas now.
"Well your honour, I certainly did not assault this individual as the officer said. He kept tripping and falling over on to my fist.
And in a strange twist of fate your honour, he also tripped and fell on to my boot as well. I certainly did not kick him when he was down".”
You should be Suarez's lawyer.
Bound to get off with that defence......
Originally Posted by Tal'shiar:
“So from biting (a rather minor attack in the grand scheme) to the master of all evil and suffering. Yes, who cares about perspective, PERSPECTIVE BE DAMNED.”
“So from biting (a rather minor attack in the grand scheme) to the master of all evil and suffering. Yes, who cares about perspective, PERSPECTIVE BE DAMNED.”
To be fair, I do support the Devil, well his name to me is Fred the Red!
Originally Posted by batdude_uk1:
“Look at the hate and abuse Beckham got after France 1998, and what did he do, a little flick kick!
I can only wonder what level it would have been, if he had bitten the current Atletico boss!!”
“Look at the hate and abuse Beckham got after France 1998, and what did he do, a little flick kick!
I can only wonder what level it would have been, if he had bitten the current Atletico boss!!
”
Wasn't it simeone who becks kicked? Although the sending off was a joke. Didn't simeone admit later that he got him sent off?
Originally Posted by batdude_uk1:
“I wonder if Shearer will use something similar when talking about his kick of Neil Lennon?!”
“I wonder if Shearer will use something similar when talking about his kick of Neil Lennon?!
”
I don't think I could ever beat Shearer's actual explanation for that ..
Quote:
“"I was brought down by Neil Lennon and we both fell clumsily," he said.
"As I tried to get to my feet I had to really tug my left foot free and the momentum of doing this looked on television liked a kick.”
“"I was brought down by Neil Lennon and we both fell clumsily," he said.
"As I tried to get to my feet I had to really tug my left foot free and the momentum of doing this looked on television liked a kick.”
[quote=JasonWatkins;73407571]I don't think I could ever beat Shearer's actual explanation for that .
It sounds to me good fortune that Shearer, in the act of falling like a Suarez, didn't accidentally take a little bite out Lennon.
Last edited by NiteOwl12 : 28-06-2014 at 16:43
Quote:
“"I was brought down by Neil Lennon and we both fell clumsily," he said.
"As I tried to get to my feet I had to really tug my left foot free and the momentum of doing this looked on television liked a kick. ”
“"I was brought down by Neil Lennon and we both fell clumsily," he said.
"As I tried to get to my feet I had to really tug my left foot free and the momentum of doing this looked on television liked a kick. ”
It sounds to me good fortune that Shearer, in the act of falling like a Suarez, didn't accidentally take a little bite out Lennon.
Last edited by NiteOwl12 : 28-06-2014 at 16:43
Originally Posted by General Zod:
“If he does continue playing for Liverpool after this, it'll be fun to hear what chants the opposition fans can come up with. There's tons of mileage in this.
Any suggestions?”
“If he does continue playing for Liverpool after this, it'll be fun to hear what chants the opposition fans can come up with. There's tons of mileage in this.
Any suggestions?”
Everyone sings the theme from 'Jaws'
Its astonishing that he won't admit what he's done wrong, when it was clearly captured on cameras, on live TV, to audience around the world. Who's advising him - North Korea?
Originally Posted by Bosox:
“Suarez's defence that he put to FIFA:
Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti
ICYMI. Suarez told FIFA he did NOT bite. Simply lost balance, fell into Chiellini +mouth hit shoulder. http://www.as.com/misc/pdf/sancion-s...26-06-2014.pdf …
”
“Suarez's defence that he put to FIFA:
Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti
ICYMI. Suarez told FIFA he did NOT bite. Simply lost balance, fell into Chiellini +mouth hit shoulder. http://www.as.com/misc/pdf/sancion-s...26-06-2014.pdf …
”
That is
. He's the only person I've ever seen who falls upwards on to the top of a taller person's shoulder before falling down for a roll around clutching his mouth.
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