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His statement to fifa makes him a liar.
Why could he not hold his hands up and admit to what he did? ![]() It looks like Count Suarez has a career in comedy to fall back on when his body gives up the ghost & he can't quite kick a football so well anymore. John Bishop better watch his back; literally in the case of Count Suarez!
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He's hilarious. He still doesn't actually admit it was on purpose, you'll note. Just that he's very sorry about it. Of course, this wouldn't be any kind of attempt to get his ban lessened, no way.
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Notice the wording though; he says "Cheillini suffered the physical result of a bit in the collision he suffered with me", so he still can't bring himself to say "I bit him". This statement smacks of a man whose regret is more that he was caught and seen through than committing a disgraceful act on the field - for all we know it could have been written by his publicist. Also, it's all well and good for him to vow that he'll never bite a player again but who knows whether that'll be uppermost in his mind when he's getting riled on the pitch. It's not like the previous two sanctions stopped him in any way, is it? |
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Doesn't matter what he says really does it? People won't believe it either way. Funny how sorry isn't good enough for people these days, the won't be happy until someone's in the gutter.
As for being in the gutter, please. The man has made millions, there is no way he's ever going to find himself there. And if he ever does, it'll be his own fault. He has such a mighty talent, yet he cheats and lies and bites people. Oh, and has been found guilty of racism, too. So you'll forgive me for not wasting any sympathy on him for this self inflicted problem he's currently having. |
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Doesn't matter what he says really does it? People won't believe it either way. Funny how sorry isn't good enough for people these days, the won't be happy until someone's in the gutter.
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It does matter what he says. But what he said, and what he says now, are two very different things. The whole world knows it was on purpose, and I for one would have had a LOT more respect for him if he'd come clean there and then.
As for being in the gutter, please. The man has made millions, there is no way he's ever going to find himself there. And if he ever does, it'll be his own fault. He has such a mighty talent, yet he cheats and lies and bites people. Oh, and has been found guilty of racism, too. So you'll forgive me for not wasting any sympathy on him for this self inflicted problem he's currently having. 2014 where sorry means bugger all anymore. |
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His statement to FIFA also makes he one of the finest comedians in football!
![]() It looks like Count Suarez has a career in comedy to fall back on when his body gives up the ghost & he can't quite kick a football so well anymore. John Bishop better watch his back; literally in the case of Count Suarez! ![]() Quote:
He's hilarious. He still doesn't actually admit it was on purpose, you'll note. Just that he's very sorry about it. Of course, this wouldn't be any kind of attempt to get his ban lessened, no way.
![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0 |
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I'm not saying he will end up in the gutter. I'm saying people won't be happy until he's in the gutter. Two different things.
2014 where sorry means bugger all anymore. He hasn't even admitted that he did it on purpose!! All he wants is to get his ban reduced, nothing more.
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Saying sorry means admitting your mistake and apologising for it. He does not admit he bit another player. The statement is very cleverly worded by a legal team/ his club in an attempt to mitigate damage
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Somebody's been working on the PR...
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Good for him. Days too late, but better late then never. Lets hope he gets the help he needs.
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Because he's not sorry
He hasn't even admitted that he did it on purpose!! All he wants is to get his ban reduced, nothing more. |
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Well, that proves that the defence he and the Uruguay team made to the FA was a complete and total pack of lies.
Notice the wording though; he says "Cheillini suffered the physical result of a bit in the collision he suffered with me", so he still can't bring himself to say "I bit him". This statement smacks of a man whose regret is more that he was caught and seen through than committing a disgraceful act on the field - for all we know it could have been written by his agent. Also, it's all well and good for him to vow that he'll never bite a player again but who knows whether that'll be uppermost in his mind when he's getting riled on the pitch. It's not like the previous two sanctions stopped him in any way, is it? It'll be passed back and forth between agents, PR and lawyers to make sure it says what they want it to say. |
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He just has to be related to this guy.... just listen to Comical Ali - it sounds like he's describing Suarez's "unfortunate incident".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0 ![]() That's quality.
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He just has to be related to this guy.... just listen to Comical Ali - it sounds like he's describing Suarez's "unfortunate incident".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0
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Like I said he will be in Spain next year and we will probably never hear of him again.
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Far too late was the cry, it means nothing.
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Like I said he will be in Spain next year and we will probably never hear of him again.
We all know he loves a long Summer break, so, no doubt, he'll probably bite someone else towards the end of next season to ensure that he misses the start of the subsequent season & that will be the biggest news in football since his last misdemeanour. |
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Do you think any player releases their own statements?
It'll be passed back and forth between agents, PR and lawyers to make sure it says what they want it to say. Even though he was in a no-win situation I still think it would have been slightly better for him to have said nothing. |
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PR man convinces Suarez that his best and only possibility of joining Barcelona (etc) is to admit guilt and show remorse.
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Somebody's been working on the PR...
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PR man convinces Suarez that his best and only possibility of joining Barcelona (etc) is to admit guilt and show remorse.
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Well, he still hasn't admitted it, in that statement!
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The one Lineker just read out admits the bite and apologises to Chiellini and the whole football world etc.
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