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Old 24-06-2014, 19:51
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I can see the press conference now, Suarez removes his teeth and they run across the table and savagely attack the microphones. It's a miracle that he's been able to control them as much as he has!
If he is eventually kicked out of football he could always supplement his income with some Polygrip commercials.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:52
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Fifa vice-president calling for an investigation in to the Suarez incident according to SSN.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:52
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Needs to be booted out of the tournament. End of.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:53
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Take away all goals he's scored in the tournament. Come on FIFA, it's the only suitable punishment...
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:54
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Your username is very apt.

Do you really believe that Suarez didn't sink his teeth in Chiellini's shoulder?
I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:54
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I'm really not sure as to what Liverpool will do. My head says they'll simply make a statement saying something like they'll again support Suarez in getting the help he needs but if Sturridge can replicate last season's form in the next, then it's not absolutely essential to keep Suarez as it was when he bit Ivanovic.

Getting a few quid (understatement of the century) for Suarez to reinvest in other areas of the team and maybe getting Mandzukic in, now that I believe he's left Bayern, as well as generating good PR in getting rid of Evil Suarez might be a decent solution to a potential dilemma.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:55
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the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:55
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he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
wow

if you really believe that I have a bridge in London to sell you
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:56
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he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
Really?
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:56
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the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical
And there it is.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:56
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the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical
What has England got to do with this? I'm not an England fan, he'll get widely condemned for this, not just in England.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:57
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The look on his face after the incident is like Dracula after he has had dinner!

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Old 24-06-2014, 19:57
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the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical
Tbh, i havent given a stuff about England football for years. So to say that is pretty stupid and narrowminded.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:58
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he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
And will you grace this forum with your presence if he is proved guilty? If you are so confident you should be willing to place a bet on your account here.
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Old 24-06-2014, 19:58
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he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
I hate it when that happens. I always head butt with my gob open.
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:02
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he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
Someone should give Suarez your phone number so that you can represent him when he appeals against the inevitable ban he will receive.

You could convince the FIFA suits that Suarez was actually asking Chiellini for the time or something.

Suarez intentionally bit him; he knows it; we know it & you know it too.

Suarez was rubbing his teeth to try & make out that Chiellini deliberately elbowed him & to divert attention away from the fact that he'd just bitten yet another opponent.
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:02
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I wonder who Suarez will blame for his disgusting behaviour this time? he can't blame English football or it's fans this time.

Count Suarez should be banned from international football, and club football, for at least a year.

And NO ONE can defend the disgusting thug this time.

And when he tries to re-enter the UK for the new season he should be placed in quarantine for at least 6 months...we don't want dangerous dogs who might spread rabies in the country.
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:02
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To be fair, Chiellini does sound like a pasta
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:03
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Can't wait to see and hear Robbie Savage's reaction now.

Edit: and there we have it banned from international football. Forever.
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:05
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the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical
Erm, what does England have to do with this? England didn't make Suarez bite players on 3 separate occasions, did they?
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:06
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there's something wrong with the guy, to keep doing this!
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:06
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I saw more of Suarez bending his neck down to the shoulder of the Italian player, rather than the shoulder being sucked in by his teeth.

Why are some on here defending him ?
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:07
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Lineker has got his glasses on, that's how serious it is
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:07
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Can't wait to see and hear Robbie Savage's reaction now.

Edit: and there we have it banned from international football. Forever.
Source?
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Old 24-06-2014, 20:09
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Just now on bbc 1.
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