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Suarez bites back?
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Jason C
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by blacklegend:
“I can see the press conference now, Suarez removes his teeth and they run across the table and savagely attack the microphones. It's a miracle that he's been able to control them as much as he has!”

If he is eventually kicked out of football he could always supplement his income with some Polygrip commercials.
Sattrega
24-06-2014
Fifa vice-president calling for an investigation in to the Suarez incident according to SSN.
Ed R.Marley
24-06-2014
Needs to be booted out of the tournament. End of.
I, Candy
24-06-2014
Take away all goals he's scored in the tournament. Come on FIFA, it's the only suitable punishment...
contrarian
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by Syntax Error:
“Your username is very apt.

Do you really believe that Suarez didn't sink his teeth in Chiellini's shoulder?”

I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles
IJoinedInMay
24-06-2014
I'm really not sure as to what Liverpool will do. My head says they'll simply make a statement saying something like they'll again support Suarez in getting the help he needs but if Sturridge can replicate last season's form in the next, then it's not absolutely essential to keep Suarez as it was when he bit Ivanovic.

Getting a few quid (understatement of the century) for Suarez to reinvest in other areas of the team and maybe getting Mandzukic in, now that I believe he's left Bayern, as well as generating good PR in getting rid of Evil Suarez might be a decent solution to a potential dilemma.
contrarian
24-06-2014
the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical
mimik1uk
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles”

wow

if you really believe that I have a bridge in London to sell you
clm2071
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles”

Really?
celesti
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical”

And there it is.
O'Neill
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical”

What has England got to do with this? I'm not an England fan, he'll get widely condemned for this, not just in England.
RussJ
24-06-2014
The look on his face after the incident is like Dracula after he has had dinner!

CerealKiller
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical”

Tbh, i havent given a stuff about England football for years. So to say that is pretty stupid and narrowminded.
shadowassassin
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles”

And will you grace this forum with your presence if he is proved guilty? If you are so confident you should be willing to place a bet on your account here.
He4rt
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles”

I hate it when that happens. I always head butt with my gob open.
Syntax Error
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“I do
he headbutted him as he raised his shoulder and Suarez got shoulder butted instad, hence why he was rubbing is gob

to say that he did a flying bite is so stupid

he headbutted and got a mouth of shoulder for his troubles”

Someone should give Suarez your phone number so that you can represent him when he appeals against the inevitable ban he will receive.

You could convince the FIFA suits that Suarez was actually asking Chiellini for the time or something.

Suarez intentionally bit him; he knows it; we know it & you know it too.

Suarez was rubbing his teeth to try & make out that Chiellini deliberately elbowed him & to divert attention away from the fact that he'd just bitten yet another opponent.
Captain Kipper
24-06-2014
I wonder who Suarez will blame for his disgusting behaviour this time? he can't blame English football or it's fans this time.

Count Suarez should be banned from international football, and club football, for at least a year.

And NO ONE can defend the disgusting thug this time.

And when he tries to re-enter the UK for the new season he should be placed in quarantine for at least 6 months...we don't want dangerous dogs who might spread rabies in the country.
DangerBrother
24-06-2014
To be fair, Chiellini does sound like a pasta
g0ldenballs
24-06-2014
Can't wait to see and hear Robbie Savage's reaction now.

Edit: and there we have it banned from international football. Forever.
DuckSeason
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by contrarian:
“the fumes of the bitter england fans are hysterical”

Erm, what does England have to do with this? England didn't make Suarez bite players on 3 separate occasions, did they?
jenzie
24-06-2014
there's something wrong with the guy, to keep doing this!
Pink Knight
24-06-2014
I saw more of Suarez bending his neck down to the shoulder of the Italian player, rather than the shoulder being sucked in by his teeth.

Why are some on here defending him ?
DangerBrother
24-06-2014
Lineker has got his glasses on, that's how serious it is
shadowassassin
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by g0ldenballs:
“Can't wait to see and hear Robbie Savage's reaction now.

Edit: and there we have it banned from international football. Forever.”

Source?
O'Neill
24-06-2014
Originally Posted by shadowassassin:
“Source?”

Just now on bbc 1.
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