"Argentina bored itself into the quarter final" (match commentator after Argentina vs. Switzerland)
"The Greek coach had the choice of agony before this game" (Greece vs. Japan)
"Suarez is fixing his teeth" (commentator during the Italy-Uruguay match)
"With teeth like that, it was bound to happen" (Oliver Kahn after the game)
"That Greek player is standing like a tree, you could poke or do whatever you want with him."
"What is Nigeria capable of? We asked in Africa. Nobody knows."
"Suarez is ice-cold. He pees ice cubes." (After Suarez scored the 2nd goal against England)
Some German team quotes:
"You make two sprints and then look for an oxygen tent" (Klose about the heat in Brazil)
"It was like in a barbecue shack. You really start appreciating how fascinating cacti are for surviving this" (Müller after the France game)
"Angela Merkel gave a short speech in the dressing room. She said, since we already made such a long journey [to Brazil], it was nice that we won at least" (Löw after the Portugal game)
"I'll spend the next 3 days in an ice barrel" (Mertesacker after the Algeria game - and he really did, going by pics on his twiiter account)
"We worked our butts off, won the game and that's it. If we play like ballerinas, you'd say we have no [real] men in the team. (Müller after the Algeria game)
"The party beast will awaken within me." (Klose in his typical calm and nonchalant fashion, when asked what he'd do if they win the world cup. Klose is more the type to go to bed early...)