"I don't want to see you in the stadium, on the training ground, in the team hotel or playing any football games on your computer"

Well that should put an end to Suarez, Liverpool and Uruguay appealing the decision they will be too scared to take on King Phil.

I think if Alfie Moon backed Phil up it might help things

LOL Brilliant

"Have I missed anywhere Alfie?"

Phil should get nipper a muzzle and lead. Then parade him round the square as an alternative to a Staffie!

Then 2 months later give him the "You're no longer Luis Suarez, from now on you shall be forever known as Luis Mitchell" speech