I know I'm talking pie in the sky but I would absolutely love to see Martin Kemp back on Eastenders. He could play steve Owen's long lost twin brother over from Australia looking for his bruv. Phil and Ian could see glimpses and chase shadows of said character over the course of a couple of episodes but never quite get to him in time to speak to him, que Ian walking in to the Queen Vic looking as white as a sheet, phil standing there saying what's a matter you look like you've seen a ghost, Ian saying I think I've seen Steve Owen, phil saying he thought he had also but it couldn't have been because he saw him burn, suddenly Marc Owen (that's what I'm calling him) walks into the queen Vic, Ian and phil open mouthed, ...... Has anyone seen my brother?
Duff duff duff,.......
My god if only
Duff duff duff,.......
My god if only