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#51 |
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Join Date: May 2008
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Oh Big Brother give up for f***s sake
I don't know how much more I can take Of these wusses and bores, Harpies and fame whores Even though I know most of it's fake. You're insistent on twist after twist We don't want them but you can't resist So you poke them and prod them Until we think s*d them And all bugger off to get p*ssed. |
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#52 |
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I can't stand the secrets and lies
Despite what his Mum doth advise Saw those love birds elite Fumbling under the sheet Oh my eyes, oh my eyes. Oh my eyes |
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#53 |
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Excellent work you two. By contrast my verse / limps from bad to worse.
In the story nine teen eighty four Was a hero called Winston I'm sure But he wasn't the winner His face was rats' dinner Then he sucked BB's c*ck all the more For the chair of a meeting or parley You'd do worse than electing old Jale She can pull out the rugs From the maggots and slugs And bring you one love like Bob Marley (that's so shit, wish I'd stuck with gnarly) A tedious droner called Ash Can just bloody stand there for cash For the pretty, you'll find Don't develop a mind So their character turns out all gash There once was a hooker called Helen Who hated herself so very, very much And had such ugly issues That it doesn't bear rhyme She's just a c*nt who's f*cked the series up |
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#54 |
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There once was a Lancashire lass
Who sold herself, mainly for cash She argued all day Wish she'd go away With the rest of the unwanted trash |
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There was a misogynist called Marlon
Who acted like a rude-boy from Harlem 'Round the house he would strut Speaking nothing but smut But he was just a big waste of carbon |
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#56 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Goode fingerrrrrrr
He's the man, the man with the midas touch... in Kimbot's crutch... duhh nahhh nuhhh... nihhh nahhhhhh Oh wait. |
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#57 |
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Thank the Lord for the footy tonight
As Big Brother drowns in its own shite Extra time is a blessing I'm not even messing And the same for tomorrow, alright? |
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Quote:
There once was an unlikely fox
Whose faith seemed ...out of the box: ![]() Takes the Lord's name in vain, And from clothes she'll abstain, Now she's coveting her neighbour's ox ![]() Quote:
These are ace.
![]() Some HMs were sat on the grass Talking about Helen's free pass They were feeling quite mellow 'Til she started to bellow And the others shot out of her ass
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#59 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Hey Kimbot, let's get a house
so I can openly take of your blouse that's not gonna happen but I'll give you a fappin If you tickle my silky wee mouse Hey Kimbot, let's find a place so I can constantly suck on your face Ash and Helen can watch As I finger your crotch As you look distantly off into space. Hey Kimbot, let's get a bungalow Open up and I'll use my big tongue below My lingual dexterity is better than therapy It don't matter that I'm not well hung below And so on - Order now and you'll also receive: Hey Kimbot, let's get a flat So I can have a good look at your... Hey Kimbot, let's get a yacht You can watch me eating my snot... |
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Lol!
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