What would you ask him if you had the chance?

I would ask him when is Yvonne Cotton going to return to our screens and why has she not become a regular character. I would also like to know what his plans for Charlie are and whether he will become more integrated within the community.

Who do you think has the best male bum

Bert and Ernie - WTF????!

Well Mr Treadwell-Collins could allow me to volunteer so I can try them out and then he could announce the results, is that a good idea? I think it is.

(Dean, Peter, Johnny, Aleks are the candidates).

Can Charlie play a bigger part in the show. He should be top male along with Mick and Dean.
Why hasn't Nancy got any friends (Dexter didn't count).
When will you realise that keeping Phil as top dog is a joke.
How come the likes of Ian, Max and Phil have women fighting over them whilst Fats, Johnny, Charlie etc are lucky if they pull once a year.

OK, one question wasn't enough.

When is Grant returning and can he cast me as Yvonne's daughter and Jake's new love interest lol

Can I play Dean's jockstrap?

Who killed Lucy Beale? haha.

Who does Phil truly love? Sharon or Shirley?

Well their parents are muppets after all so I think it's quite fitting.


Declan Bennett.


Dirty boy.


I agree Val, it would be great for Nancy to have a mate but I cannot see her hanging out with any of the current lot.


And then I'll be cast as Charlie Cottons new bloke and you would become my sister-in-law.


No


I am surprised that this wasn't one of the first questions tbh

Is my job offer as Chief Executive of Lauren still in the post as I haven't received it yet?

It's not up to you, it's up to TPTB.

My thread, my rules

When is Lady Di coming back

That would be brilliant! I'd have to ask DTC in that instance to put me working in the Vic! I'd give you freebies

Is she still with Aunt Babe? I wouldn't be surprised if Babe returns in about three or four weeks, you'd think she would be needed for Tinas drug dealing plot.

Would you like to be Charlie Cottons jock strap or his chair?

I'd ask DTC if he was locked in a room with Bryan Kirkwood, what would he say or do to him!

Rules are made for breaking, even OP's.

And I'll get a job in the cafe and I'll return the favour.

why do you keep fatboy/dexter?

You forget, I am God and therefore my word is final. I sentence you to clean Shirleys underwear by hand because of your insolence.

He'd give him the Ronnie Mitchell treatment.

None of your damn business

Radcliffe already has that job and I'm never going to steal off of a fellow DS member.

I'm very noble like that.