Originally Posted by karl93:
“Shes so beautiful I literally drool when shes on screen! Most beautiful eyes and stunning body...”
Karl, mate, what have I told you. Don't set your sights so low. She's cheap trash. If you want any tips on how to woo the ladies, let me know and I'll help you all I can. Try learning a bit of French poetry to start with. I'd suggest Baudelaire.