Kal's mum should have asked Leanne: "Who is the demonic kid in that photo?"
Corrie - 04/07/14: My Name is Leanne Tilsley and I used to be a Prostitute
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Originally Posted by billio:
“Eva looked the best I've ever seen her look.”
“Eva looked the best I've ever seen her look.”
Agreed. All women who scrawp their hair up into cottage loaves should take note - that's how it should be done.
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“ITV countdown the nations favourite Motown songs.
Not clutching at straws there then.”
“ITV countdown the nations favourite Motown songs.
Not clutching at straws there then.”
Makes a change from another Harry Potter repeat.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Agreed. All women who scrawp their hair up into cottage loaves should take note - that's how it should be done.”
“Agreed. All women who scrawp their hair up into cottage loaves should take note - that's how it should be done.
”
Catty.
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Leanne 'a fractured background'
Not so much fractured as smashed to smithereens.”
“Leanne 'a fractured background'
Not so much fractured as smashed to smithereens.”
Indeed!
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“ITV countdown the nations favourite Motown songs.
Not clutching at straws there then.”
“ITV countdown the nations favourite Motown songs.
Not clutching at straws there then.”
What??
It'll be brilliant!
Originally Posted by SMIDSYmk2:
“Cue the inevitable Zeedan quitting and working in the garage”
“Cue the inevitable Zeedan quitting and working in the garage”
And within five months ending up in Todd and/or Kateh's bed.
Alya's tailor made for t'factory with her degree.
Originally Posted by Belligerence:
“Andrea's husband is annoying.
And has been on Corrie before.”
“Andrea's husband is annoying.
And has been on Corrie before.”
And wasn't he in all those sodding adverts for saving energy around the home a couple of years back?
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Oooooh Grinning Andrea's husband isn't "doing one" to Angola
she is up the CREEK
She has a DAUGHTER”
“Oooooh Grinning Andrea's husband isn't "doing one" to Angola
she is up the CREEKShe has a DAUGHTER
”
Isn't it Albania?
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Catty.”
“Catty.
”
She's only jealous cos her Mari Wilson wig is at the laundrette
Originally Posted by Belligerence:
“And within five months ending up in Todd and/or Kateh's bed.
Alya's tailor made for t'factory with her degree.”
“And within five months ending up in Todd and/or Kateh's bed.
Alya's tailor made for t'factory with her degree.”
Gay Muslim? Well his dad in Shameless was one.
I could see him bed Steph.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“AW.......kward.........
Lying about 'nice Simon' too.”
“AW.......kward.........
Lying about 'nice Simon' too.
”
Just calling him 'nice Simon' is enough to make Leanne's nose grow like Pinnochio's
Deirdre and Ken in a camper van?
Sounds like him.
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“And wasn't he in all those sodding adverts for saving energy around the home a couple of years back?”
“And wasn't he in all those sodding adverts for saving energy around the home a couple of years back?”
Sounds like him.
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“No, I couldn't give them a fourth specialist subject, so my application was never posted.
”
“No, I couldn't give them a fourth specialist subject, so my application was never posted.
”
Aww shame. They don't know what they missed with you, Aggie!
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