I think Nick's letting Leanne off too lightly personally.
How many more times is she going to marry him, promising the earth with a cherry on top, only to let him down and make him frown?!
Poor Nick's put up with so much from her.
The nagging, the cheating, the scoldings, the judgemental looks, the saddling of him with of that curly-haired monster.
A man can only take so much you know.
He needs to rack things up a notch now, beginning with destroying all of her dowdy schoolmistress clothes.
Leave her with only a thong and a boob-tube in her wardrobe, the trollop.
Then he needs to take a blunt instrument to Karl - and none of this ruddy "fair fight" malarkey mind - he needs to sneak up and bludgeon him from behind so he never even saw it coming.
Playing by the rules gets you nowhere.
Really steam into him and make him eat his food through a straw for the next twelve-month, see how he likes that.
Lastly he needs to set light to the Bistro and raze it to the ground, before going straight to the law and pointing the finger at Leanne.
Who's the one with form for burning down restaurants eh?
Yeah, you see where I'm coming from here?!
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
He needs to lay off Des Lennis though, I'm not impressed with his shenanigans there.