I love Bad Nick.
Much better than being the sap he was with Leanne.
Much better than being the sap he was with Leanne.
Nick Tilsley
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Nick's closing diatribe to Karl's folks last night was pure class.
They can't fail to have been impressed with their son's choice of woman, what an addition to the family she'll make.
Hardly any baggage either.
Zidane and Ginola are probably already arranging the forthcoming nuptials as I speak.
Wait till they meet Janice 'Zippy out of Rainbow' Battersby at the reception, they'll think all their birthdays have come at once.
It was always gonna take a very special woman to snare Karl after his last wife died of moob suffocation, and oh boy, has he found gone and found her.
Quality.
They can't fail to have been impressed with their son's choice of woman, what an addition to the family she'll make.
Hardly any baggage either.
Zidane and Ginola are probably already arranging the forthcoming nuptials as I speak.
Wait till they meet Janice 'Zippy out of Rainbow' Battersby at the reception, they'll think all their birthdays have come at once.
It was always gonna take a very special woman to snare Karl after his last wife died of moob suffocation, and oh boy, has he found gone and found her.
Quality.
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“Nick's closing diatribe to Karl's folks last night was pure class.
They can't fail to have been impressed with their son's choice of woman, what an addition to the family she'll make.
Hardly any baggage either.
Zidane and Ginola are probably already arranging the forthcoming nuptials as I speak.
Wait till they meet Janice 'Zippy out of Rainbow' Battersby at the reception, they'll think all their birthdays have come at once.
It was always gonna take a very special woman to snare Karl after his last wife died of moob suffocation, and oh boy, has he found gone and found her.
Quality.”
“Nick's closing diatribe to Karl's folks last night was pure class.
They can't fail to have been impressed with their son's choice of woman, what an addition to the family she'll make.
Hardly any baggage either.
Zidane and Ginola are probably already arranging the forthcoming nuptials as I speak.
Wait till they meet Janice 'Zippy out of Rainbow' Battersby at the reception, they'll think all their birthdays have come at once.
It was always gonna take a very special woman to snare Karl after his last wife died of moob suffocation, and oh boy, has he found gone and found her.
Quality.
”
PS It's Kal, not Karl you hopeless buffoon.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
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PS It's Kal, not Karl you hopeless buffoon.”
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PS It's Kal, not Karl you hopeless buffoon.
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I'm afraid I've been up the Dog & Biscuit for a heavy lunchtime sesh OJ, indeed all us lads were chatting about Nick and his shenanigans earlier on out in the beer garden.
We're all dead impressed with him it's fair to say.
Most of us reckon Nick should ride his daughter Alma now, that'd really get Karl's back up.
But don't you think it's all a bit late? We were promised "nasty nick" many many months ago & he's only now just appeared? Yet more dodgy writing from corrie.
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