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Old 05-07-2014, 11:47
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Minding my own business like I do... there I was driving along in Salford Quays when this Maniac comes speeding round the corner in a Chelsea Tractor, cutting it making me swerve to one side... I noticed the drivers window was down and lo and behold who was driving... only Liz Mc...
Must be living on the Quays now as where she was going was a dead end to some apartments...

Maniac...
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:55
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Lol! Who would have thought
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Old 05-07-2014, 12:00
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You sure do see a lot of interesting things on your travels Charley Owens van, then this...

First Rita is at the wheel drunk out of her mind and now Liz is following suit.

I sometimes get confused if ITV are broadcasting the Coronation Street credits or the latest Wandsworth inmate manifesto.
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Old 05-07-2014, 15:43
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Minding my own business like I do... there I was driving along in Salford Quays when this Maniac comes speeding round the corner in a Chelsea Tractor, cutting it making me swerve to one side... I noticed the drivers window was down and lo and behold who was driving... only Liz Mc...
Must be living on the Quays now as where she was going was a dead end to some apartments...

Maniac...
think its in the manual that when you buy a chelsea tractor you have to drive like a knob
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Old 05-07-2014, 15:56
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Whey-hey!!
Charley's back!

Mate, you're the Joey Barton of DS.
Only a matter of time until you jab a lit cigar into some poor fecker's eye.

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Old 05-07-2014, 15:58
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Rita will be jealous of her for actually being recognised.
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Old 05-07-2014, 16:23
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She probably couldn't see past her chin.
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Old 05-07-2014, 16:40
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Surprised nobody has asked the obvious question yet.

Did she have her jaggy necklace on mate?
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Old 05-07-2014, 16:44
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Surprised nobody has asked the obvious question yet.

Did she have her jaggy necklace on mate?
Didn't see her neck...
I was too low down and she was too high up... Maniac...
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Old 05-07-2014, 17:00
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Whey-hey!!
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Mate, you're the Joey Barton of DS.
Only a matter of time until you jab a lit cigar into some poor fecker's eye.

Strictly the straight and narrow for this ol' jail bird from now on Uncle Q...
Learnt the error of my ways and turned over a new leaf...

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