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Old 05-07-2014, 12:59
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Just a theory but with Sammy keeping on pinching the same £30 smackers from Fat Eds pot... it's pretty obvious that he's paying someone for sexual favours...

However after last nights Corrie and Nick revealing that Leanne has a mattress strapped to her back does anyone else think Sammy could be paying... ahem... Leanne a visit...

She turns a trick for a Twenty so with what's left over maybe he buys her a bag of chips...
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Old 05-07-2014, 16:06
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I gave my considered views on this over in the other Sam thread buddy.
Safe to say, it involved putting lunatics into cages where they could be tormented for entertainment purposes, public stonings and rock bludgeonings for fat loud Lisa.

I hope that Quaker Oates woman who runs Emmerdale these days gets to read my well thought out suggestions too.

I thought it was big of me to make them seeing as I'm not getting paid or 'owt.
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Old 05-07-2014, 16:08
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I think he is phoning sex line for a cheeky chat
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:25
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I wonder what sex face Sam pulls??
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:39
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I wonder what sex face Sam pulls??
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:39
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I wonder what sex face Sam pulls??
I suspect it's not faces he's pulling Maria, but another part of his anatomy, the seedy little git!



By lifting folded out of the family pot, he's taking food out of little Samson's mouth, just so he can get his rocks off.
He needs his kneecaps broken for this.
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Old 06-07-2014, 12:57
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How has he got time for a lover with his 200 hours community work and how did he pay the fine?
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Old 06-07-2014, 12:59
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How has he got time for a lover with his 200 hours community work and how did he pay the fine?
How did he get a woman - full stop
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Old 06-07-2014, 13:00
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So this is the storyline that brings in Kimberley Walsh's sister?
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Old 06-07-2014, 13:22
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How did he get a woman - full stop
he he Ah hes a hunk our Sam, he can get any ladies he wants
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Old 06-07-2014, 13:37
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Just a theory but with Sammy keeping on pinching the same £30 smackers from Fat Eds pot.
Who is Fat Ed, please?
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Old 06-07-2014, 14:22
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Who is Fat Ed, please?
Lisa...
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Old 06-07-2014, 14:59
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By the time sex-line bird turns up, £700 or more will have been pilfered from the family pot, and that pay-phone in their front room will have fallen off the wall from sheer weight of coinage.
The Dingles won't be best pleased to see where the lolly's been going, that's for sure ...

Zak: ... "Eeeh I'm reet disappointed in you Sammy lad ... that were me beer can money"

Sam: ... "Sorry Dad"

Lisa: ... "OOOH ZAK ... HOW'LL WE MANAGE?"

Zak ... "Aye ... reet you are love ... R Sammy's put this family in a bad position and no mistake."

Sam (getting angry as per): ... "Well ... all you do is go on about R Belle ... no-one cares that I'm trying to find Samson a new mum."

Lisa: ... "OOOH SAMMY ... WE LOVE YOU ... YOU KNOW THAT ... IS SEX-LINE BIRD STOPPIN' FOR HER TEA?"

Sam: ... "No ... you can all get knotted and stuffed ... Samson ... go and pack your bag quickly ... we're running away again."

Zak: ... "Eeeh ... now calm down Sammy lad ... there'll be no need for that now son."

Lisa: ... "OOOOOOOOH ZAK ... GO AN' FETCH R CHARITY ... AND R CAIN ... THEY'LL TALK SUM SENSE INTO HIM."

Zak: ... "Aye ... reet you are love."

Lisa: ... "ASK THEM IF THEY'LL BE STOPPIN' FOR THEIR TEAS."

Zak: ... "Aye."
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Old 06-07-2014, 15:15
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Why????
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Old 08-07-2014, 00:25
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Sammy is one jammy little git...

Not only has he been having free phone sex with blondie at Declan's expense... he only managed to go and get a feel of her Kex with half a flapjack...

What number bus goes to Emmerdale again...??

Lucky sod...
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Old 08-07-2014, 01:07
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how can sam get a woman and i can't unfair
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Old 08-07-2014, 01:42
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By the time sex-line bird turns up, £700 or more will have been pilfered from the family pot, and that pay-phone in their front room will have fallen off the wall from sheer weight of coinage.
The Dingles won't be best pleased to see where the lolly's been going, that's for sure ...

Zak: ... "Eeeh I'm reet disappointed in you Sammy lad ... that were me beer can money"

Sam: ... "Sorry Dad"

Lisa: ... "OOOH ZAK ... HOW'LL WE MANAGE?"

Zak ... "Aye ... reet you are love ... R Sammy's put this family in a bad position and no mistake."

Sam (getting angry as per): ... "Well ... all you do is go on about R Belle ... no-one cares that I'm trying to find Samson a new mum."

Lisa: ... "OOOH SAMMY ... WE LOVE YOU ... YOU KNOW THAT ... IS SEX-LINE BIRD STOPPIN' FOR HER TEA?"

Sam: ... "No ... you can all get knotted and stuffed ... Samson ... go and pack your bag quickly ... we're running away again."

Zak: ... "Eeeh ... now calm down Sammy lad ... there'll be no need for that now son."

Lisa: ... "OOOOOOOOH ZAK ... GO AN' FETCH R CHARITY ... AND R CAIN ... THEY'LL TALK SUM SENSE INTO HIM."

Zak: ... "Aye ... reet you are love."

Lisa: ... "ASK THEM IF THEY'LL BE STOPPIN' FOR THEIR TEAS."

Zak: ... "Aye."


That's just.... Amazing
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Old 08-07-2014, 02:19
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Another daft pairing............

She is stunning..........and would never actually fancy Sam (no matter how skint she is)

Ridiculous storyline
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Old 09-07-2014, 08:40
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Another daft pairing............

She is stunning..........and would never actually fancy Sam (no matter how skint she is)

Ridiculous storyline
Yeah and you could tell by the look on her face yesterday when she hugged the cretin that she is a baddun. But why Sam, he lives in a hovel, earns peanuts - must be bigger fish to fry.
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Old 09-07-2014, 11:19
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Yeah and you could tell by the look on her face yesterday when she hugged the cretin that she is a baddun. But why Sam, he lives in a hovel, earns peanuts - must be bigger fish to fry.
Perhaps no-one else has spent as much money chatting to her as he has.
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Old 09-07-2014, 11:38
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That's just.... Amazing
Loved this but the thing is it is exactly how the Dingles react.

I think Emmerdale could do with you as their new script writer
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Old 09-07-2014, 11:38
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He works for Declan. Maybe its declan oh but I forgot, no man ever cheats on Charity and gets away with it.
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