One of the rich ones so I could transfer all their money to my account! One of the rich but morally corrupt ones so I wouldn't feel guilty about it afterwards - perhaps Phil?
Or one of the people that seem irrestible attractive within the show but the audience can't see why to discover if they have hidden attributes. So again maybe Phil?
Other answer of course would be one of the women that's involved with a man I fancy - for obvious reasons. The men I currently fancy in Soap are Cain Dingle and Peter Beale so I guess Moira or Lola but the sex would be the only good thing about being them!
I'll have to think a while for a non flippant reason and candidate. Not many appeal as they all have such dreadful lives!
Actually thought of one. Jac Naylor in Holby City if we counting that as a soap as she is just fantastic, i'd enjoy doing nippy surgery, I'd like to give a few people a piece of my mind, have her endless supply of witty barbs and a day with those killer cheekbones, glossy hair and being tall! Plus she has the nicest best frind in the world (Sacha) and gets very sexy men as her love interests (Joseph and Jonny). So, Jac Naylor for me.