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Old 08-07-2014, 23:26
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I think it is obvious that he could, the wonderful Germany would have took one look at the aged, wheezing, waddling football genius and totally crapped themselves.

A triple hat trick for Philth?

I think so.
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Old 08-07-2014, 23:34
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Maybe.
They need Phelan to talk to them during HT, Brazil would come out and destroy Germany.
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Old 08-07-2014, 23:51
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I actually think Germany asked Philth to 'own' the Brazil team before the match, that's why they looked so utterly terrified.
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Old 08-07-2014, 23:54
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They need Phelan to talk to them during HT, Brazil would come out and destroy Germany.
Phelan would be a terrific manager, coupled with Clive the foreman as a solid captain, and Philth as a star striker. Utterly unbeatable.

He'd give advice not only on strategy and tactics, but how to take their oppositions' wives and families.
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Old 09-07-2014, 02:40
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In a word, yes.

Yes he could.

So long as he plays Alfie.
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Old 09-07-2014, 08:40
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In a word, yes.

Yes he could.

So long as he plays Alfie.
I totally agree.

Alfie's horrific cockney patter and hideous flowery shirts would have made him a true giant in goal, the poor Germans would never have wanted to come anywhere near the bloke!

And if they tried he could have used his more than ample belly to get in the way of any shot.

Or even better than that, he could have asked Kat to flash her massive cleavage at them from behind the goal line as a perfect distraction!

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Old 09-07-2014, 09:35
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They need Phelan to talk to them during HT, Brazil would come out and destroy Germany.
They deffo needed Phelan for half time talk.

Although it might have been wise to send Phil & Phelan round to Germany's dressing room at HT to wish them 'luck' for the 2nd half!
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