Originally Posted by binary:
“I think it's a disgrace and a typical sign of rip-off Britain and an affront to our human rights as enshrined in the Wall's Magnum Carta that you can't just pay your tenner a month - ten hole Englisch pounds - for unlimited all-you-can eat data like at the Chinese buffet King Dong down the road from me, and watch Netflix and Youtube and free movies and stuff all day and nite long whilst my dog bittorrents 4K videos of squirrels to chase on his iPad.
When's the Office of Fairground Trading or that minister Mr Cable & Wireless or Lord Sugar or someone going to do something about it? And also stop the discrimination at Chinese restaurants where non-guide dogs aren't allowed to come in and share their masters buffet dinner and sit up at the table. It'd never happen in Korea, where everyone gets the phat internet pipe in their mobile for almost free.”
“I think it's a disgrace and a typical sign of rip-off Britain and an affront to our human rights as enshrined in the Wall's Magnum Carta that you can't just pay your tenner a month - ten hole Englisch pounds - for unlimited all-you-can eat data like at the Chinese buffet King Dong down the road from me, and watch Netflix and Youtube and free movies and stuff all day and nite long whilst my dog bittorrents 4K videos of squirrels to chase on his iPad.
When's the Office of Fairground Trading or that minister Mr Cable & Wireless or Lord Sugar or someone going to do something about it? And also stop the discrimination at Chinese restaurants where non-guide dogs aren't allowed to come in and share their masters buffet dinner and sit up at the table. It'd never happen in Korea, where everyone gets the phat internet pipe in their mobile for almost free.”
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