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Has foreplay gone out of fashion, or what?
od hominem
11-07-2014
I've seen rabbits take more time than that, and they're f***ing speedy. I was ready to be shocked but that could well be the comedy moment of the series.
eyespy
11-07-2014
Isn't looking around a room foreplay anymore??
jimjohnson
11-07-2014
I bet Kimberley was furious! It probably just felt like Steve had just w*nked off, right in her face.
amiable
11-07-2014
She would have had no enjoyment from that, so why do it!?
StressMonkey
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by jimjohnson:
“I bet Kimberley was furious! It probably just felt like Steve had just w*nked off, right in her face.”

PMSL

That would be some impressive c** shot
dtorre
11-07-2014
Maybe he ate too much at the party and didn't fancy a fish sandwich for a midnight snack
Star_Bright
11-07-2014
I bet she wasn't even wet.
grayflower
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by od hominem:
“I've seen rabbits take more time than that, and they're f***ing speedy. I was ready to be shocked but that could well be the comedy moment of the series. ”

I'm hoping BB edited the footage, and chopped out the foreplay bit. Maybe Kimbot has a special anti-friction sort of device?
Croctacus
11-07-2014
"Open it!"

Steven's foreplay.
Enidan
11-07-2014
He said 'I love you' twice. How much foreplay do you want?
Enidan
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by Star_Bright:
“I bet she wasn't even wet.”

Dry as a stale ryvita no doubt.
hrh7
11-07-2014
Or to quote Mrs Doubtfire on foreplay:

Effie brace yourself.

Or in this case "open it"
Star_Bright
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by Enidan:
“He said 'I love you' twice. How much foreplay do you want?”

That's more than enough foreplay for any woman to handle!
hrh7
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by Star_Bright:
“ That's more than enough foreplay for any woman to handle!”

That should do her for the next year (so to speak)
The FBI
11-07-2014
Imo it was a revenge ****. Putting her in her place ... in his eyes....just using her as the receptacle he views her as. She's a possession to him
~V~
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by The FBI:
“Imo it was a revenge ****. Putting her in her place ... in his eyes....just using her as the receptacle he views her as. She's a possession to him”

This ^^^^^
monstermunching
11-07-2014
Am I the only one who thought that this was just a lot of BS?
I got the distinct impression that this was just a "dry humping" session for the benefit of their "storyline"
grayflower
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by Star_Bright:
“I bet she wasn't even wet.”

Water and robots don't mix...they short-circuit.
jp761
11-07-2014
It wen't 5 seconds foreplay 5 seconds to open it the other 10 seconds on I love you... and THATS ALL FOLKS poor poor job Stevo
rolergirl
11-07-2014
He rebooted her first
Star_Bright
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by grayflower:
“Water and robots don't mix...they short-circuit. ”

Oh, of course! Silly me
MissDeeBlue
11-07-2014
fore play? not even four minutes!
FookDiss
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by rolergirl:
“He rebooted her first”

He had either scheduled a lubrication program to run earlier that day, or maybe she was a girl scout and is therefore always prepared?
Preconceptor
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by The FBI:
“Imo it was a revenge ****. Putting her in her place ... in his eyes....just using her as the receptacle he views her as. She's a possession to him”

Spot on. That was a typical 'ownership ****' like the sole male allows a female to join his pack in a David Attenbrough piece.

I worry for her as she is becoming more submissive as he becomes more obsessive/controlling.
od hominem
11-07-2014
Originally Posted by grayflower:
“I'm hoping BB edited the footage, and chopped out the foreplay bit. Maybe Kimbot has a special anti-friction sort of device? ”

I don't think so. I could've sworn I saw smoke rising from beneath the sheets. She'll be walking like John Wayne for a week.
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