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Peter Barlow is the worst Dad in Soap?
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Uncle Quentin
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Brookside:
“Why what's he done?



Anything you post in ends up about you and then you kill off the thread when no one replies because the subject has changed so randomly...”

Threads tend to veer here and veer there, happens a lot on DS fella.
They often go off on tangents all of their own.
Perhaps when you've been on here a tad longer you'll notice that.

Seeing as you've started quite a plethora of threads already in your short time on here, was it really necessary to be so rude to a well-liked poster about just the one?

No need for it really mate.
Brookside
12-07-2014
"well liked poster" how arrogant. That is the whole point. You "veer" threads on constant threads!

Also your comment about me making loads of threads isn't anything to do with you, well liked poster or not!
Uncle Quentin
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Brookside:
“"well liked poster" how arrogant. That is the whole point. You "veer" threads on constant threads!

Also your comment about me making loads of threads isn't anything to do with you, well liked poster or not!”

Oh well, I tried, you carry on as you are then chap.
You obviously know best.

Good luck with that.
Brookside
12-07-2014
Just because you have been here longer doesn't mean you have some sort of authority on here. No matter how other users chum up to you and your "jokes" regardless of how repetitive or unfunny they may sometimes be.

Oddly enough I genuinely like your posts when you stick to the point.
Absolute Rotter
12-07-2014
I agree. For some reason Quentin thinks he has to stand up for women as if they cant do it for themselves and usually does so by talking about how long people have been on the forum or being aggressive to posters simply because they point out the truth such as people breaking the terms and conditions of the forum
Uncle Quentin
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Brookside:
“Just because you have been here longer doesn't mean you have some sort of authority on here. No matter how other users chum up to you and your "jokes" regardless of how repetitive or unfunny they may sometimes be.

Oddly enough I genuinely like your posts when you stick to the point.”

Not looking to pick a fight mate, just pointing out that calling posters out isn't good form and is hardly conducive to the cause your championing here.
Threads derail here and there, it happens Brooky, it's hardly worth being rude to folk about and ostracising yourself.

You seem to enjoy the forum so showing a bit of give and take is hardly a big deal.

I couldn't really care who "chums up" to me buddy, I come on here for my own entertainment, just like you and countless others.
If folks like my idea of humour, great.
If they don't, they can put me on 'ignore' and carry on completely unaffected.
Uncle Quentin
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Absolute Rotter:
“I agree. For some reason Quentin thinks he has to stand up for women as if they cant do it for themselves and usually does so by talking about how long people have been on the forum or being aggressive to posters simply because they point out the truth such as people breaking the terms and conditions of the forum”

Ok sweetheart.
AndreaMC
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Brookside:
“Why what's he done?



Anything you post in ends up about you and then you kill off the thread when no one replies because the subject has changed so randomly...”

Really????
So no one here ever says anything about themselves then apart from me? LOL
And how exactly do I KILL a thread or should I go on replying to myself indefinitely to someone puts me out of my misery?

What an personal attack, why?
Absolute Rotter
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“Ok sweetheart. ”

Why do you say sweetheart? Clearly you mean to insult me with that remark but it seems to show either some kind of homophobia or else is a suggestion that I have shown some kind of female quality which you obviously regard as negative. You seem incapable of discussing anything properly without name calling. Ive seen you do it many times. I shall report your previous post but I dont expect anything to happen as you seem to have some kind of privileged position where you can name call or threaten. The last time I addressed you about something similar you talked about it being a fight and about taking it to PM.
Brookside
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“Not looking to pick a fight mate, just pointing out that calling posters out isn't good form and is hardly conducive to the cause your championing here.
Threads derail here and there, it happens Brooky, it's hardly worth being rude to folk about and ostracising yourself.
I couldn't really care who "chums up" to me buddy, I come on here for my own entertainment, just like you and countless others.
If folks like my idea of humour, great.
If they don't, they can put me on 'ignore' and carry on completely unaffected.”

See, so calling you out on something means I am threatened of not being able to post on here any longer. Are your friends going to tell off me?

Originally Posted by Absolute Rotter:
“Why do you say sweetheart? Clearly you mean to insult me with that remark but it seems to show either some kind of homophobia or else is a suggestion that I have shown some kind of female quality which you obviously regard as negative. You seem incapable of discussing anything properly without name calling. Ive seen you do it many times. I shall report your previous post but I dont expect anything to happen as you seem to have some kind of privileged position where you can name call or threaten. The last time I addressed you about something similar you talked about it being a fight and about taking it to PM.”

That is the impression I get! If I am wrong then apologies but I doubt I am.

Like I said before UQ gives great posts when he sticks to the topic with the odd joke here and there.
AndreaMC
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“I like your style Andrea.
Keeping the kids grounded these days is an impossible task.

Of course, pretty much everything I say on here are downright fibs and ridicule for my own entertainment.
I only have a 14-year old daughter in reality, and she pretty much plays her old dad like a fiddle.
Whatever madam wants, madam tends to get sadly.

It was certainly different back in my day.
If I said to my old man ... "Dad I want a bike" ... he'd say ... "I'll give you bloody bike" ... whilst reaching for the nearest blunt instrument.

”

I dote on my son too Uncle Quentin, I just think smartphone's not a healthy toy for a kid his age yet. He has every other gadget and gizmo under the sun and xbox games by the gazillions And my car is his taxi service and I regularly out pounding down the lanes to get his comics on time and I'm always on standby as an agony aunt and a general gopher so he isn't too hard done by atall atall atall.

I'm still the best mum in the world so I reckon I'm not a total train wreck of a parent, I hope .

I am mostly joking too, well I think at least anyhow. Maybe I'm too much like Vic Reeves or something.
Brookside
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by AndreaMC:
“I dote on my son too Uncle Quentin, I just think smartphone's not a healthy toy for a kid his age yet. He has every other gadget and gizmo under the sun and xbox games by the gazillions And my car is his taxi service and I regularly out pounding down the lanes to get his comics on time and I'm always on standby as an agony aunt and a general gopher so he isn't too hard done by atall atall atall.

I'm still the best mum in the world so I reckon I'm not a total train wreck of a parent, I hope .

I am mostly joking too, well I think at least anyhow. Maybe I'm too much like Vic Reeves or something.”

Please stop and stick to the topic.
Uncle Quentin
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by AndreaMC:
“I dote on my son too Uncle Quentin, I just think smartphone's not a healthy toy for a kid his age yet. He has every other gadget and gizmo under the sun and xbox games by the gazillions And my car is his taxi service and I regularly out pounding down the lanes to get his comics on time and I'm always on standby as an agony aunt and a general gopher so he isn't too hard done by atall atall atall.

I'm still the best mum in the world so I reckon I'm not a total train wreck of a parent, I hope .

I am mostly joking too, well I think at least anyhow. Maybe I'm too much like Vic Reeves or something.”

We must be doing something right Andrea.
I've not had the Curly Simon treatment - yet!
Last time I was sat in church swigging vodka (last Sunday), the nipper seemed perfectly happy to be seen with her old da.

Brookside
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“We must be doing something right Andrea.
I've not had the Curly Simon treatment - yet!
Last time I was sat in church swigging vodka (last Sunday), the nipper seemed perfectly happy to be seen with her old da.

”

Can you carry on your conversation elsewhere?
sw2963
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“Peter's a pretty good dad I think, and if anyone should know all about being a great dad then it's me, Uncle Q.

I deal in the school of life.

I'm always drunk (I'm drunk now!) and tend to destroy the house here on a weekly basis with my madcap ideas and shenanigans.
Plus I get real punchy whenever my team lose, which is quite often because they're a very poor side.
They're only playing a friendly today, but if they get beat, so God help me them kids best look out.

I refuse to buy my nippers these fancy 'flavour-of-the-month' trainers and clothes the kids of today want, instead I visit jumble sales and garage sales, buying second-hand tweed jackets, worn hob-nail boots and jodpurs which they'll "grow into" because I need all my money for me.
Pubs are right expensive these days.

My kids aren't allowed mobile phones, computer games or ipods either, they can darn well listen to records on the radio like I had to when I were a nipper.
If they need to get in touch with me, they can always leave me a note pinned to the fridge, which I often visit to get another beer.

I don't believe in treating them to Pizza Hut, Nandos, or McDonalds either - they can peel a few spuds and make a pan of chips if they're feeling peckish - and bloody well make me some too if they know what's good for them.

They'll thank me for it one day, I'm preparing them for life and it's a harsh world out there.

I've also named my boy "Felicity" in order to toughen him up.
Sure he cries about it now because of the teasing he gets at school an that, but he'll soon learn to bounce his tormentors off the nearest desktop.
It'll stand him in good stead, you mark my words.”

Dad of the Year 2014
SULLA
12-07-2014
Peter is a crap dad but he must surely be confused that he has a mixed race son.
AndreaMC
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by Uncle Quentin:
“We must be doing something right Andrea.
I've not had the Curly Simon treatment - yet!
Last time I was sat in church swigging vodka (last Sunday), the nipper seemed perfectly happy to be seen with her old da.

”

I agree Uncle. I think that must be why they're all so jealous lol.

I like the image of you drunk in church with the kid, class but seriously I hope you did say your prayers.
I'm not going to try that but I did verbally garrotte my son's form teacher the other week for blaming him in the wrong, He was dead impressed.

And now back to the topic in hand now that the sucking up is out of the way.

Peter is the awfullest dad really, he blows hot and cold on that wee son of his like some kind of disorientated extractor fan.
No wonder Simon's head's turned.
He really needs to take him on one of his round the world yacht cruises for some pater/son bonding. It would also give Peter a chance to figure out how he really didn't murder Tina, duh!
perpet83
12-07-2014
[quote=Brookside;73673205]Why what's he done?



I don't even know where to start...
trevor tiger
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Peter is a crap dad but he must surely be confused that he has a mixed race son.”

Maybe the florist lied Has there ever been a DNA test done
SecretLifeoBees
12-07-2014
Surely Patrick Blake in Hollyoaks wins worst dad of the year in soap hands down?
Brookside
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by SecretLifeoBees:
“Surely Patrick Blake in Hollyoaks wins worst dad of the year in soap hands down?”

Locking up Sienna in the basement.
Giving away Nico in the pretence she is dead.
Threatening her with mental instituation.

[quote=perpet83;73675664]
Originally Posted by Brookside:
“Why what's he done?



I don't even know where to start...”

Making his son feel guilty for being gay.
Punching Ben in the face,
Stella Crawford being introduced by his Phil.
Being a drug user and a alcoholic that refuses to seek help.
Bullying him for ages when he was younger.
BryanandLuc
12-07-2014
Hasn't Ken Barlow got another couple of sons, I remember Adam who was packed off to Scotland, and I seem to think that Bill Roches real life son played another one
Neither of these are ever mentioned now
Brookside
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by BryanandLuc:
“Hasn't Ken Barlow got another couple of sons, I remember Adam who was packed off to Scotland, and I seem to think that Bill Roches real life son played another one
Neither of these are ever mentioned now”

Sons - Peter Barlow (Twin), Daniel Osbourne and Lawrence Cunningham.

Daughter - Susan Barlow (Twin).

Step/Adopted Daughter - Tracy Barlow

Grandchildren - James Cunningham, Amy Barlow, Chloe Cunningham, Adam Barlow and Simon Barlow.
perpet83
12-07-2014
[quote=Brookside;73677069]Locking up Sienna in the basement.
Giving away Nico in the pretence she is dead.
Threatening her with mental instituation.

Originally Posted by perpet83:
“
Making his son feel guilty for being gay.
Punching Ben in the face,
Stella Crawford being introduced by his Phil.
Being a drug user and a alcoholic that refuses to seek help.
Bullying him for ages when he was younger.”

Also neglecting him when he was a baby and getting jealous when Kathy gave him attention.

Stealing Louise away from and depriving her of her mother when she was a baby for no reason other than selfish ego and possessiveness. I never liked Peggy much but one of the few decent things she did was realising Louise was better off with Lisa and returning her. You only have to look at how Ben turned out to realise Louise had a lucky escape.
k9fan
12-07-2014
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Peter is a crap dad but he must surely be confused that he has a mixed race son.”

As would Lucy be if she were still alive.
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