and a little bit of David Brent sprinkled in for good measure!

Excellent !

Spot on!

true, but with every ounce of charm removed and creepiness added.

I think you can add a little Tony Blackburn into that mix as well.

Someone said on BOTS that he looks like the love child of James Argent (TOWIE) and Iain Lee! I don't care what he looks like, his personality leaves a lot to be desired! I don't think he is actually wired right. *shudders*

He probably also had Glenn CLose from Fatal Attraction as a grandmother.

quite possibly best thread title EVER!

Steven is love child from Norman Bates