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Next year's housemates.!!
Oracles_eye
15-07-2014
What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.
wazzyboy
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.”


Svelki!

Ooh arr, where do oi soign?
atko
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.”

I say no chance of a show next year. In the unlikely event that it did happen & someone signed a contract for this I would like to see all the BB Production Team in there & let us, the public, script the show.....how's that for payback for the last few years of trash?!!
GTR Davo
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.”

Normal people like the old days!! back to basics, no Essex crap.
Oracles_eye
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by GTR Davo:
“Normal people like the old days!! back to basics, no Essex crap.”

Are you saying that example isn't normal.

Denetria king would be appalled if he could read this, he's an amazing priest.
phill363
15-07-2014
I Would like a Pan European house specially if they got all housemates that couldn't speak anyone else's language's imagine the first few weeks would be strange to watch.
feckit
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.”


Nadia?
Oracles_eye
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by feckit:
“Nadia?”

Brilliant.
AOTB
15-07-2014
I don't care. Whoever they are- get thm OUT!

They're VILE!!!!!!
Oracles_eye
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“I don't care. Whoever they are- get thm OUT!

They're VILE!!!!!! ”

Sweeping statement.
od hominem
15-07-2014
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.”

You took the words right outta my mouth.
AOTB
16-07-2014
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Sweeping statement.”

Just getting in early.
Oracles_eye
16-07-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“Just getting in early. ”

Said Steven to Kim.
grayflower
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“What kind of person would you like to go in next year.

I'd like a blind Latvian priest who has a leg four inches shorter then the other, with Middle Eastern and German heritage, who has lived in Cornwall for 20yrs and adopted a slight Cornish accent, acts straight but is secretly gay. He was born without most internal organs and is sustained by cybernetic implants.”

Are you saying that Katie Hopkins used to be a foreign religious bloke? Or are we talking about Kavana?
Oracles_eye
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by grayflower:
“Are you saying that Katie Hopkins used to be a foreign religious bloke? Or are we talking about Kavana? ”

I'm glad you highlighted this obscure thread, I do believe I was speaking about dear misunderstood Ken Morley.
grayflower
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“I'm glad you highlighted this obscure thread, I do believe I was speaking about dear misunderstood Ken Morley.”

I noticed that to compensate for his lack of internal organs, he had swallowed one of those exercise balls.
CBFreak
26-01-2015
I want Big Brother to be in Big Brother

Or make it into the leaders debate. Stick all the political leaders in the house for a week and do the elections that way. Oh wait no. I changed my mind, someone horrible like Nigel Farage might win then.
Oracles_eye
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by CBFreak:
“I want Big Brother to be in Big Brother

Or make it into the leaders debate. Stick all the political leaders in the house for a week and do the elections that way. Oh wait no. I changed my mind, someone horrible like Nigel Farage might win then.”

Farage won't win he's just being used to scare the government into listening, although if he does win viva espania?
Gnomsie
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Said Steven to Kim.”

But first you have to open it.
CBFreak
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Farage won't win he's just being used to scare the government into listening, although if he does win viva espania?”

Nah. Canada is where it's at if you want to escape UKIP rule
Oracles_eye
26-01-2015
Originally Posted by CBFreak:
“Nah. Canada is where it's at if you want to escape UKIP rule ”

Got some good friends in Canada, I'd goto Australia but I don't meet the requirements as a British citizen.
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