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A poem for the recently departed David wicks
David was such an asset to the show, so In dedication I wrote him a poem
The king of gluttony no longer reigns the square A sleazy car shark to some, but others a bear. I miss the way you scoot around A bacon sarnie in hand can always be found I miss the way you munch and slurp That ketchup around your face as you flirt and burp I miss the way you and Max branding interact The shoe shuffling motions as you delve into dodgy pacts Goodbye Mr wicks! silver fox in a suit No heart attack would occur if you traded Baps with some fruit |
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Lol cool stuff! I love reading poems!
![]() I'm not really good at poems but I'l give it a shot! David Wicks shits bricks because he eats a lot of Twix, He doesn't like dicks, He thought Derek was a prick, He never interacted with Mick, David Wicks was straight, He really really was great, David and Carol were not meant to be, I think you'l find that was fate, Because Carol gave him a lot of hate, Oh yeah, hate rhymes with masturbate! |
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Mr Wicks was suave, cunning and debonair
He scoffed bacon sarnies without any care He lived with all the Jacksons which would make any sane man itch But Carol preferred to stay a miserable bitch. |
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Carol wasn't very nice,
What made her heart turn to ice, Where's the spice, I just wanted to f*ck, But I had no such luck, In the end, I snogged Nikki, She was always up for a forbidden quicky, Shame I had to leave, She seemed to really want my dickie, Oh yeah, I have a nephew called Steve..................n, Even though I had a heart attack, I'l survive and one day, I'l be back!
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Tanya, Tanya, Tanya, I just wanna bang ya!
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Then he realised that leaving walford was the best thing he ever did as its boring place
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Then he realised that leaving walford was the best thing he ever did as its boring place
Please go back in your hole, Do not come back out, Phil will punch you in the snout!
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Ginger minge,
Does your fanny have a fringe Is it red, like your head! Does it smell? Sniff sniff F**kin EL!
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Lol cool stuff! I love reading poems!
![]() I'm not really good at poems but I'l give it a shot! David Wicks shits bricks because he eats a lot of Twix, He doesn't like dicks, He thought Derek was a prick, He never interacted with Mick, David Wicks was straight, He really really was great, David and Carol were not meant to be, I think you'l find that was fate, Because Carol gave him a lot of hate, Oh yeah, hate rhymes with masturbate!
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ha ha ha very funny what you said what phil will do when the only thing he can rely on is his base ball bat. - benbeneden
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This is funny!
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ha ha ha very funny what you said what phil will do when the only thing he can rely on is his base ball bat. - benbeneden
Phil is fat, He rely's on a bat, Sometimes he's such a prat, His Mothers friend was called Pat, I bet he wants to bum Kat, Alfie will let him, Because he's a door mat! |
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David Wicks had such a small d*ck
Carol refused to give it a lick. He couldnt keep his tounge to himself And shoved it down Nikki the little plane elf. His fingers were never out of his mouth He made me want to turn south Now that hes gone, i can finally look, I dont have to cover my face, with a book... (I dont read books) |
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David Wicks had such a small d*ck
Carol refused to give it a lick. He couldnt keep his tounge to himself And shoved it down Nikki the little plane elf. His fingers were never out of his mouth He made me want to turn south Now that hes gone, i can finally look, I dont have to cover my face, with a book... (I dont read books) ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, That was funny, It made me laugh, Keep it up, I love this thread! Were poets, and we know its! |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, That was funny, It made me laugh, Keep it up, I love this thread! Were poets, and we know its! ![]()
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were dirty minded
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Fun, aint it?, I'm dirty minded and proud!
![]() His fingers in his mouth made me sick Hes a money loving b*astard And a dirty man whore Sometimes i wanted to hit his head of a door Bianca was his childo And he loved playing with a dildo. |
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I thought David was gonna die,
After eating all the pie, After the attack, She couldn't take him back, Carol and David dance to their song, He didn't want anyone to see his thong, David ran to the taxi to catch a plane, Coz Carol's downhearted soul drove him insane! |
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Phil is so so fat,
An overweight tubby rat, He rely's on a bat, He thinks he's all that, Sometimes he's such a prat, His Mothers friend was Pat, I bet he wants to bum Kat, Alfie will reluctantly let him, Because he's such a door mat, Phil will always win, Alfie take out the bins, While I do your wife, and give her the time of her life, Yes Sir King Philth, You mouldy old Dilf, I hope you catch the aids, She always agrees to raids! |
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Blimey, I had some fun last night!
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Anyone up for a poem/rap battle tonight?
![]() I'm so bored, Don't let this thread be ignored! |
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I miss his clicky shoes
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Anyone up for a poem/rap battle tonight?
![]() I'm so bored, Don't let this thread be ignored!
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