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Old 18-07-2014, 08:23
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must be like a window cleaners pocket down there
Jeez, why do people come out with this crap. How is Bianca sleeping with 300 men going to make her downstairs any bigger than a woman who has had sex with her husband 300 times.

Answer: it doesn't.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:31
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Jeez, why do people come out with this crap. How is Bianca sleeping with 300 men going to make her downstairs any bigger than a woman who has had sex with her husband 300 times.

Answer: it doesn't.
What a ridiculous statement!!!!

What wife has had sex with her husband 300 times.!
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:40
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What a ridiculous statement!!!!

What wife has had sex with her husband 300 times.!
some of us do love our husbands believe it or not.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:40
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What a ridiculous statement!!!!

What wife has had sex with her husband 300 times.!
Plus she said 300 men not 300 times. (not that it makes any difference, I'm just setting the record straight)
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:42
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It wasn't even a tampon…. it was "one of those pads you use to wipe your make up off" as when you were caught short they used to used them "in the old days" !!!!!

It was not just the telling of it… but the full on leg spread as she demonstrated how it was retrieved at Casualty !!!! Dear God !!!! Wit]h each passing minute Helen is looking more like one of the Von Trap Children with this trollop around
Brilluant. And so true.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:55
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Next years BB there are going to be hundreds of Biancas auditioning. and only 12 will get picked to go in. the 13th will be an idiot from Essex with a big cock.
Surely it cannot get any worse than it is this year.....If Pissing the bed wasn't bad enough we get all this......!!!............
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:56
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I was out last night and so didn't see any of this but am a bit confused. Is she saying she used a face wipe as emergency sanitary protection and it got stuck up there or am I missing a bit?
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:08
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As a grown up woman, I didn't find this at all shocking.
It seems that some think this was a sexual discussion and, therefore, bad.

Women have periods and use things to absorb it.
I would not recommend make-up sponges.
No more 'shocking' than a child being taken to A&E with a pen lid up their nose.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:11
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I was out last night and so didn't see any of this but am a bit confused. Is she saying she used a face wipe as emergency sanitary protection and it got stuck up there or am I missing a bit?
She was at work and didn't have any tampons. Someone suggested that she used a make-up sponge, but she couldn't retrieve it later and had to go to A&E for a tweezer job.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:12
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Emma looked genuinely disgusted
I don't think she was. It's all put on for the show.

It was that disgusting it was picked out and had the longest 'news clip' yet, just so we could hear it in all it's glory, as if we really wanted to.

I do believe she was genuine when she was cringing at the Steven and Kim clip though
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:13
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She was at work and didn't have any tampons. Someone suggested that she used a make-up sponge, but she couldn't retrieve it later and had to go to A&E for a tweezer job.
Thanks for that.

Not a Boots or Superdrug nearby then? Or a tampon machine in the ladies?

Doesn't quite ring true to me unless she was working in the middle of a rainforest or something but hey, she could be telling the truth
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:18
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Thanks for that.

Not a Boots or Superdrug nearby then? Or a tampon machine in the ladies?

Doesn't quite ring true to me unless she was working in the middle of a rainforest or something but hey, she could be telling the truth
I presume this was at a strip club and she was just about to go on, as well as come on.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:20
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see when I am at work without tampons - I ask other women if they have something - which has even had me wearing towels with wings

she's a bit bizarre
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:23
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see when I am at work without tampons - I ask other women if they have something - which has even had me wearing towels with wings

she's a bit bizarre
That's what she did and nobody had anything.
Someone told her that they used to use the make-up sponges, so she tried it.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:38
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some of us do love our husbands believe it or not.
Well that's just grand, my nine ex wives must of not loved me.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:43
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As a grown up woman, I didn't find this at all shocking.
It seems that some think this was a sexual discussion and, therefore, bad.

Women have periods and use things to absorb it.
I would not recommend make-up sponges.
No more 'shocking' than a child being taken to A&E with a pen lid up their nose.
Of course it's not shocking in itself. What's shocking is that this woman feels it appropriate to talk about it on television and expect us to be amused or even interested. Nobody wants to know, you stupid cow! ( I mean Biannca, by the way).
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:50
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What's wrong with the youth of today? Were they not taught to be prepared for every eventuality? I always carry my make up bag everywhere I go with a couple of tampons as well as my slap. I also carry wetwipes, a bottle of water and a bag of life
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:38
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Of course it's not shocking in itself. What's shocking is that this woman feels it appropriate to talk about it on television and expect us to be amused or even interested. Nobody wants to know, you stupid cow! ( I mean Biannca, by the way).
I found it quite amusing.

I'm not sure why it would be any more inappropriate than other anecdotes.

It seems some are more offended by periods and vaginas than anything else.
Has anyone even mentioned the bottle-up-the-boyfriend story?
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:39
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What's wrong with the youth of today? Were they not taught to be prepared for every eventuality? I always carry my make up bag everywhere I go with a couple of tampons as well as my slap. I also carry wetwipes, a bottle of water and a bag of life
BIB - That's what my husband calls me.
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:42
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Yeah I'm not getting why Winston isn't completely in love with her already. Who can forget all of his ready made stories of vomiting on vaginas and all of his tall tales of pulling birds. They're like two peas in a pod and he's rejected her advances, maybe he doesn't like the female equivalent of himself.
I may regret asking this question but, I have missed Winston's vomiting story but seen a few references to it. What happened?
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:42
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Well that's just grand, my nine ex wives must of not loved me.
R u Henry the 8th by any chance
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:45
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I found it quite amusing.

I'm not sure why it would be any more inappropriate than other anecdotes.

It seems some are more offended by periods and vaginas than anything else.
Has anyone even mentioned the bottle-up-the-boyfriend story?
I missed that little gem. I probably shouldn't ask but who and what?
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:45
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I may regret asking this question but, I have missed Winston's vomiting story but seen a few references to it. What happened?
When Winston was sixteen, his friend invited him over to meet a lovely young lady who was friends with his girlfriend. Winston had a lot to drink, got sexy with the girl and then vomited on her foo foo.
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:46
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How's this series of Slagaluf Uncovered going? I've not been watching lately. Is the one with the equine teeth and fat face who looks like a post op burns victim, Bianca, still doing her chavvy family proud?
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Old 18-07-2014, 11:47
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It wasn't even a tampon…. it was "one of those pads you use to wipe your make up off" as when you were caught short they used to used them "in the old days" !!!!!

It was not just the telling of it… but the full on leg spread as she demonstrated how it was retrieved at Casualty !!!! Dear God !!!! With each passing minute Helen is looking more like one of the Von Trap Children with this trollop around.

Had to laugh at Helen like a Von Trapp child......

.............. what is it with today's youth, always talking about messing yer pants, or peeing in yer pants.......and I am on my period........as if that is supposed to excuse miserable behaviour.......it is a wonder that any of them want to have sex at all........I keep thinking of dirty smelly pants when I see them......
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