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Old 18-07-2014, 11:50
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Jeez, why do people come out with this crap. How is Bianca sleeping with 300 men going to make her downstairs any bigger than a woman who has had sex with her husband 300 times.

Answer: it doesn't.
Mght not be bigger, but it's definitely less hygienic down there though. Who's up for some sloppy 302nds? Yuk, what a foul skank of a creature.
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Old 18-07-2014, 12:23
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She was at work and didn't have any tampons. Someone suggested that she used a make-up sponge, but she couldn't retrieve it later and had to go to A&E for a tweezer job.
Ugh.

Grim.
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Old 18-07-2014, 15:50
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.............. what is it with today's youth, always talking about messing yer pants, or peeing in yer pants.......and I am on my period........as if that is supposed to excuse miserable behaviour.......it is a wonder that any of them want to have sex at all........I keep thinking of dirty smelly pants when I see them......
Not just the youth, actual adults talk like that too I know, right! Queen Victoria didn't die on the cross for this bullshit!

Also, if they sat around discussing their stamp collections I doubt BB would broadcast it.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:10
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So glad I didn't bother watching BBBOTS last night!!!
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:17
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Next years BB there are going to be hundreds of Biancas auditioning. and only 12 will get picked to go in. the 13th will be an idiot from Essex with a big cock.
One cock to twelve hens sounds about right.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:45
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She was at work and didn't have any tampons. Someone suggested that she used a make-up sponge, but she couldn't retrieve it later and had to go to A&E for a tweezer job.
She couldn't retrieve it?

She couldn't retrieve it!!!

FFS how big is her fanny? Those two hundred fellas must surely have done her some kind of injury?

I've used (squeamish men look away) various hippy alternatives to tampons, including sponges that you push up there and then .. surprise ... actually retrieve. I've never used one of those plastic baby prevention devices - the cap I think they call it - but I have to presume that women that use those are also able to retrieve them as necessary.

Does Bianca have a Black Hole down there, sucking in all things? On consideration, where are all those men she claims to have slept with? Are they in an alternate universe now, or should she go to A&E in order to get them retrieved also?
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:52
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She couldn't retrieve it?

She couldn't retrieve it!!!

FFS how big is her fanny? Those two hundred fellas must surely have done her some kind of injury?

I've used (squeamish men look away) various hippy alternatives to tampons, including sponges that you push up there and then .. surprise ... actually retrieve. I've never used one of those plastic baby prevention devices - the cap I think they call it - but I have to presume that women that use those are also able to retrieve them as necessary.

Does Bianca have a Black Hole down there, sucking in all things? On consideration, where are all those men she claims to have slept with? Are they in an alternate universe now, or should she go to A&E in order to get them retrieved also?
Rumour has it that's where all previous years housemates end up...
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:55
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Rumour has it that's where all previous years housemates end up...
Hehehehehe!
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:30
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As a grown up woman, I didn't find this at all shocking.
It seems that some think this was a sexual discussion and, therefore, bad.

Women have periods and use things to absorb it.
I would not recommend make-up sponges.
No more 'shocking' than a child being taken to A&E with a pen lid up their nose.
They presented it as one, because they intentionally paired it with the story of her pegging some random guy with a wine bottle. People were still recovering from that when they were hit with the long lost sponge
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