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Old 18-07-2014, 07:39
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Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar

http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html
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Old 18-07-2014, 07:45
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It's shocking, very poorly done
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Old 18-07-2014, 07:58
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This is a man who is proud never to have read a book.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:02
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More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:12
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According to latest accounts, Stevo's company is worth just over £1000.

http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big...just-1000.html
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:18
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With todays technology and social networks why do people on BB try to lie. They are easily found out and then look stupid. Not hard in Steven's case
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:20
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According to latest accounts, Stevo's company is worth just over £1000.

http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big...just-1000.html
OMG. The guy is such a "catch"
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:21
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Steven is not a five year-old, a five year-old is more well read than Steven
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:21
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If I see either spelling mistakes or poor grammar on ANY website that is offering to sell something that I want, then I will go elsewhere immediately. The worst culprits are likely to be sloppy in everything that they do if they cannot even dress their shop window correctly.

Is it any wonder that there are many failed ventures connected with Steven?
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:24
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If I see either spelling mistakes or poor grammar on ANY website that is offering to sell something that I want, then I will go elsewhere immediately. The worst culprits are likely to be sloppy in everything that they do if they cannot even dress their shop window correctly.

Is it any wonder that there are many failed ventures connected with Steven?
you have to turn a blind eye to the website, call him up, listen to what a chancer blaggard he is on the phone, agree to meet him, realise he's a total cock, have a bite to eat with him, turn a blind eye to his cement mixing mouth, it's a lot to turn a blind eye to before you place an order.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:37
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If you do a WHOIS lookup on his domain you can find out his real address, if that sort of thing appeals to you...
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:46
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What was he or his family thinking him doing the show ? At this rate they will have no business left . I certainly wouldn't use them .
Does anybody know what he has told KimBOREly or the other HMs what his business is ?
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:52
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With todays technology and social networks why do people on BB try to lie. They are easily found out and then look stupid. Not hard in Steven's case
After seeing all this, no wonder Steven wants to get out first....... to try and fix up this millionaire lifestyle he has concocted.......what a shock for Kimberley to find her boyfriend lives with his parents ........
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:54
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It's a huge improvement on the first draft Steven did with wax crayons.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:55
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What was he or his family thinking him doing the show ? At this rate they will have no business left . I certainly wouldn't use them .
Does anybody know what he has told KimBOREly or the other HMs what his business is ?
He said something along the lines of interior design for very high end clients. Kind of made me think of some of the people on Four Rooms, rather than roller blinds.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:56
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If you do a WHOIS lookup on his domain you can find out his real address, if that sort of thing appeals to you...
it appealed to me
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:56
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With just a few sentences watch as how it sounds totally amazingly much bullshit. Only some words at once portray a fully incorporated extra special bullshit experience. So much bullshit at just one single moments integrated nonsensical verbiage. Just imagine how impossibly incredible fully functioning indulgence of bullshit is available from specialist bullshit providers.
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:57
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With just a few sentences watch as how it sounds totally amazingly much bullshit. Only some words at once portray a fully incorporated extra special bullshit experience. So much bullshit at just one single moments integrated nonsensical verbiage. Just imagine how impossibly incredible fully functioning experience of bullshit is available from specialist bullshit providers.
Spot on
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:59
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it does sound amazing though, who'd have thought you could switch on your telly and operate your blinds with a single remote, what will they think of next?
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Old 18-07-2014, 08:59
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So much bullshit at just one single moments integrated nonsensical verbiage.
"'Verbiage'...I know that word. It means, um..."

[/Steven]
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:03
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It's important to remember that according to the man himself in a conversation with Bianca as shown on last nights HL show, he ''came in this house a ruthless businessman who'd turn any fcúker over, hands on'' so a small matter of an unprofessional website full of spelling & grammatical errors would be unimportant
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:04
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In the gallery there is what looks like the biggest set of blinds in the world with a guy in a cherry picker fitting them, thinking Steven has got his staff to fit them for privacy at his central London penthouse.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:07
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It's important to remember that according to the man himself in a conversation with Bianca as shown on last nights HL show, he ''came in this house a ruthless businessman who'd turn any fcúker over, hands on'' so a small matter of an unprofessional website full of spelling & grammatical errors would be unimportant
I bet all the rollerblind salesman of Hertfordshire just quiver even at the sound of Steven's name, they just get the shit jobs he doesn't want, stay off his territory
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:12
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Hardly surprising. This man thought that butterflies turn into caterpillars!
In business, the website is often the first port of call for potential clients, so it's very important that its of a high standard. This alone shows him for what he is, there is no way a professional would present this rubbish to the public- it makes him look incompetent.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:16
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I'm no expert but it looks like a badly done template website. I would have expected a high quality bespoke website with non stock image files.
If it was a quality business with high end clients.
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