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Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It sounds just like Steven speaks. I have sent an e-mail with appropriate comments. |
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This is a man who is proud never to have read a book.
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With todays technology and social networks why do people on BB try to lie. They are easily found out and then look stupid. Not hard in Steven's case
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First words on the home page "It is no lie"
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'to integrate your blinds into'?
'Commerical'? 'everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested'? My son's Y6 school project on websites was better than this. For a genuine website for a genuine company, this is absolutely appalling. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It sounds just like Steven speaks. I have sent an e-mail with appropriate comments.
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you have to turn a blind eye to the website, call him up, listen to what a chancer blaggard he is on the phone, agree to meet him, realise he's a total cock, have a bite to eat with him, turn a blind eye to his cement mixing mouth, it's a lot to turn a blind eye to before you place an order.
Edit: Just chocked on my cup of tea reading the home page: "Shading Specialists offer Project Management services taking the pressure of your shoulders whether we are supply all or part of the requirement. We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested. " Brilliant. He is the real Slim Shading! I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today. |
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Is there any part of this business that has not been dissected and analysed yet?
So far we've had: Accounts: far from impressive although not conclusive, general consensus is 'not a million pound business'. Office: including street view photo. Not exactly blue chip. Business history: Lots of disolved companies, far from stellar. Website: Unprofessional, amateur looking and nonsensical. Anything else? |
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Yes I would have thought similar
Oh gosh I read "Our guarantee " and it comes across basically as if you have a problem phone us and basically we will do our best .. To fob you off . |
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Poor Kim. Imagine her reaction when she gets out and realises she's engaged not to the British Donald Trump, but Flatulent Steven.
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Is there any part of this business that has not been dissected and analysed yet?
So far we've had: Accounts: far from impressive although not conclusive, general consensus is 'not a million pound business'. Office: including street view photo. Not exactly blue chip. Business history: Lots of disolved companies, far from stellar. Website: Unprofessional, amateur looking and nonsensical. Anything else?
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Wait.... so it's putting together audio/visual equipment and venetian blinds?
That sounds like two different companies joined together. It's like Sky TV emptying your wheelie bins. |
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Wait.... so it's putting together audio/visual equipment and venetian blinds?
That sounds like two different companies joined together. It's like Sky TV emptying your wheelie bins. |
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Makes you wonder - given the amount of companies that have 'disappeared' under their stewardship - how many people are owed money. That magazine deal is not looking such a good bet right now, though I doubt anyway that anybody would get a sniff of any monies owed until Steven has had his share.
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB? Who wouldn't have been p*ssing with laughter as he mumbled out his bullsh*t about roller blinds whilst Alan Sugar just snarled at him with that bulldog chewing a wasp look on his face. I can just see Nick Hewers absolutely bemused expression as Stevie babes waffles on and on about fully integrated window covering solutions just before he declares undying love to Karren Brady
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB? Who wouldn't have been p*ssing with laughter as he mumbled out his bullsh*t about roller blinds whilst Alan Sugar just snarled at him with that bulldog chewing a wasp look on his face. I can just see Nick Hewers absolutely bemused expression as Stevie babes waffles on and on about fully integrated window covering solutions just before he declares undying love to Karren Brady
He would have been a perfect Apprentice choice.
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I knew someone very like Steven at college who talked his way through the course until it came to his exams, he failed miserably, so did all his expectations too.
I suppose Steven thought the exposure on BB would bring in business, well he has cocked that up, hasn't he. I also wonder if it might be a franchise, where all the marketing is already done, leaving the website and workplace running to the franchisee. Of course, when he comes out, expect them to have increased business by a trillion per cent. |
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB? Who wouldn't have been p*ssing with laughter as he mumbled out his bullsh*t about roller blinds whilst Alan Sugar just snarled at him with that bulldog chewing a wasp look on his face. I can just see Nick Hewers absolutely bemused expression as Stevie babes waffles on and on about fully integrated window covering solutions just before he declares undying love to Karren Brady
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I knew someone very like Steven at college who talked his way through the course until it came to his exams, he failed miserably, so did all his expectations too.
I suppose Steven though the exposure ob BB would bring in business, well he has cocked that up, hasn't he. ![]() There might be someone from HMRC waiting for him about the tax due on all those millions. The bailiffs are after Mark so his £50 000 might be snatched as he leaves. |
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It is no lie that the sheer quantity of different blind types is staggering, from electric blinds to motorised awning, internal or external, dim out or sky light, the number of different combinations is uncountable. This is where Shading Specialists are different from others. I'm willing to let the rudimentary layout of website go, but would you buy from a company who advertises themselves thus? "It's no lie..."
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I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today. |
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB?
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it does sound amazing though, who'd have thought you could switch on your telly and operate your blinds with a single remote, what will they think of next?
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I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.
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Second sentence in " ranging from on single location to..." good grief
How is Steven not getting the Danielle treatment on BOTS for being a liar? |
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Just another BullShitter really....Millionaire? Yeah right....
Didn't Sezer from BB7 have similar claims too? Which were outed as bullshit right away... Any serious young businessman who is doing well for themselves, and making lots of money, would not feel the need to go on 'regular' Big Brother. If I had a business that was on the rise, taking 3 months out during summer peak, to merely dick about in a reality television show (thats about 6 years past its prime) would be a major no no. Who would make sure my company is running effectively? |
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