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Old 18-07-2014, 09:18
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It sounds just like Steven speaks.

I have sent an e-mail with appropriate comments.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:25
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This is a man who is proud never to have read a book.
And it shows. The text is an absolute embarrassment.

With todays technology and social networks why do people on BB try to lie. They are easily found out and then look stupid. Not hard in Steven's case
Because lying is a way of life for narcissists. It's been successful for them so far in life and they foolishly think it will get them successfully through BB.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:34
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First words on the home page "It is no lie"
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:34
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'to integrate your blinds into'?
'Commerical'?
'everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested'?

My son's Y6 school project on websites was better than this. For a genuine website for a genuine company, this is absolutely appalling.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:38
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It sounds just like Steven speaks.

I have sent an e-mail with appropriate comments.
hi, I am Johny Depp the famous Hollywood film star, can I please buy some of your tut?
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:39
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you have to turn a blind eye to the website, call him up, listen to what a chancer blaggard he is on the phone, agree to meet him, realise he's a total cock, have a bite to eat with him, turn a blind eye to his cement mixing mouth, it's a lot to turn a blind eye to before you place an order.
And if you are a female buyer, no doubt you'd have to deal with his declaration of undying love before the pudding arrived.

Edit: Just chocked on my cup of tea reading the home page:
"Shading Specialists offer Project Management services taking the pressure of your shoulders whether we are supply all or part of the requirement. We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested. "

Brilliant. He is the real Slim Shading!

I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:49
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Is there any part of this business that has not been dissected and analysed yet?
So far we've had:
Accounts: far from impressive although not conclusive, general consensus is 'not a million pound business'.
Office: including street view photo. Not exactly blue chip.
Business history: Lots of disolved companies, far from stellar.
Website: Unprofessional, amateur looking and nonsensical.

Anything else?
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:55
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Yes I would have thought similar

Oh gosh I read "Our guarantee " and it comes across basically as if you have a problem phone us and basically we will do our best .. To fob you off .
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:56
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Poor Kim. Imagine her reaction when she gets out and realises she's engaged not to the British Donald Trump, but Flatulent Steven.
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Old 18-07-2014, 09:57
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Is there any part of this business that has not been dissected and analysed yet?
So far we've had:
Accounts: far from impressive although not conclusive, general consensus is 'not a million pound business'.
Office: including street view photo. Not exactly blue chip.
Business history: Lots of disolved companies, far from stellar.
Website: Unprofessional, amateur looking and nonsensical.

Anything else?
family residence, the tiniest mansion in Bushey
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:00
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Wait.... so it's putting together audio/visual equipment and venetian blinds?

That sounds like two different companies joined together. It's like Sky TV emptying your wheelie bins.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:03
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Wait.... so it's putting together audio/visual equipment and venetian blinds?

That sounds like two different companies joined together. It's like Sky TV emptying your wheelie bins.
Sky missing a trick there! They could learn from Shady Steven. (actually Sky would probably do a better job of wheelie bin emptying than the council)
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:09
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Makes you wonder - given the amount of companies that have 'disappeared' under their stewardship - how many people are owed money. That magazine deal is not looking such a good bet right now, though I doubt anyway that anybody would get a sniff of any monies owed until Steven has had his share.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:09
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB? Who wouldn't have been p*ssing with laughter as he mumbled out his bullsh*t about roller blinds whilst Alan Sugar just snarled at him with that bulldog chewing a wasp look on his face. I can just see Nick Hewers absolutely bemused expression as Stevie babes waffles on and on about fully integrated window covering solutions just before he declares undying love to Karren Brady
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:11
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB? Who wouldn't have been p*ssing with laughter as he mumbled out his bullsh*t about roller blinds whilst Alan Sugar just snarled at him with that bulldog chewing a wasp look on his face. I can just see Nick Hewers absolutely bemused expression as Stevie babes waffles on and on about fully integrated window covering solutions just before he declares undying love to Karren Brady
I agree. He would have been a perfect Apprentice choice.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:12
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I knew someone very like Steven at college who talked his way through the course until it came to his exams, he failed miserably, so did all his expectations too.

I suppose Steven thought the exposure on BB would bring in business, well he has cocked that up, hasn't he.

I also wonder if it might be a franchise, where all the marketing is already done, leaving the website and workplace running to the franchisee.

Of course, when he comes out, expect them to have increased business by a trillion per cent.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:16
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB? Who wouldn't have been p*ssing with laughter as he mumbled out his bullsh*t about roller blinds whilst Alan Sugar just snarled at him with that bulldog chewing a wasp look on his face. I can just see Nick Hewers absolutely bemused expression as Stevie babes waffles on and on about fully integrated window covering solutions just before he declares undying love to Karren Brady
I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:16
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I knew someone very like Steven at college who talked his way through the course until it came to his exams, he failed miserably, so did all his expectations too.

I suppose Steven though the exposure ob BB would bring in business, well he has cocked that up, hasn't he.
Well and truly.

There might be someone from HMRC waiting for him about the tax due on all those millions.

The bailiffs are after Mark so his £50 000 might be snatched as he leaves.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:19
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It is no lie that the sheer quantity of different blind types is staggering, from electric blinds to motorised awning, internal or external, dim out or sky light, the number of different combinations is uncountable. This is where Shading Specialists are different from others.

We are not tied to any manufacturers, we do not get greater commission from selling you particular brands, we listen to what you need and make suggestions based upon the facts.
I'm willing to let the rudimentary layout of website go, but would you buy from a company who advertises themselves thus? "It's no lie..."
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:20
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I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today.
We should all fill in the online contact form to enquire whether someone blind proof read the website.
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:26
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Why oh why did this doofus not go on The Apprentice rather than BB?
It's pretty much a certainty he has applied & been rejected
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:26
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it does sound amazing though, who'd have thought you could switch on your telly and operate your blinds with a single remote, what will they think of next?
ummm something actually useful and needed?
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:28
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I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.
Yes, & then going out to the other candidates & saying ''I feel like someone wánked all over my face, that’s how bad I feel. I feel like someone’s jacked off all over my face and said ‘there you stupid fool’ that’s how I feel.''
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:28
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Second sentence in " ranging from on single location to..." good grief


How is Steven not getting the Danielle treatment on BOTS for being a liar?
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Old 18-07-2014, 10:31
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Just another BullShitter really....Millionaire? Yeah right....

Didn't Sezer from BB7 have similar claims too? Which were outed as bullshit right away...

Any serious young businessman who is doing well for themselves, and making lots of money, would not feel the need to go on 'regular' Big Brother.

If I had a business that was on the rise, taking 3 months out during summer peak, to merely dick about in a reality television show (thats about 6 years past its prime) would be a major no no. Who would make sure my company is running effectively?
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