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Old 18-07-2014, 13:12
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It's very basic and has no character, most ebay shops look more professional. Maybe he is hoping Kim can run his business for him she has the Oxbridge education
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Old 18-07-2014, 13:17
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More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.
Most of those lovely sunny photos come from Australia.
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Old 18-07-2014, 13:18
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The website was written by this guy, I think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12ZYBTnHvM
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Old 18-07-2014, 13:22
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The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.
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Old 18-07-2014, 14:38
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Stevens website makes Channel 5 Big Brother website look very good and its poor.
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Old 18-07-2014, 15:43
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This is from the curtain section.........


What type of lining do you want?

a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside
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Old 18-07-2014, 15:49
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This is from the curtain section.........


What type of lining do you want?

a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside
So it is like the writing of a 5 year old
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Old 18-07-2014, 15:49
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Even with my non creative non teccy mind I think I would easily be able to make a better website on my own and without any help. Probably wouldn't take all that long either.

Shockingly poor, and amateurish at best. It reminds me of when they have to design a brand on the Apprentice, including a website, and totally screw it up.

*cuts to Boardroom*

'Bland. Boring. Error strewn and moribund. It's a bleedin' DISASTER!'.

'Steven......

....You're fired!
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Old 18-07-2014, 15:52
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And Kimberly thinks they're gonna have a great life living in Chelsea pmsl! Danielle wasn't wrong when she said she could see them in a flat not a house!
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Old 18-07-2014, 15:56
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The website was written by this guy, I think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12ZYBTnHvM
I knew who that would be before even clicking the link.
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:05
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More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.
lmao they are such a dodgy set up!

Maybe his lies are so ingrained that he doesn't even know he's lying anymore?
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:06
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If you do a WHOIS lookup on his domain you can find out his real address, if that sort of thing appeals to you...
Hmmmm I wonder where I can find a dog that poops into shoeboxes
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:13
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I'm no expert but it looks like a badly done template website. I would have expected a high quality bespoke website with non stock image files.
If it was a quality business with high end clients.
maybe they paid the website designer in roller blinds?

Never piss off a graphic designer!

"We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested."
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:19
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And if you are a female buyer, no doubt you'd have to deal with his declaration of undying love before the pudding arrived.

Edit: Just chocked on my cup of tea reading the home page:
"Shading Specialists offer Project Management services taking the pressure of your shoulders whether we are supply all or part of the requirement. We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested. "

Brilliant. He is the real Slim Shading!

I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today.
Holy shitballs! I just laughed so hard that no sound came out
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:24
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:26
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I knew who that would be before even clicking the link.
Tee hee, sorry to be so predictable but hope you had a bit of a laugh all the same. I know I did.
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:41
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I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.
Omg can we get Claude to do Stevens eviction interview? I remember when he tore Stuart Baggs to pieces "you're not a big fish, you're not even a fish!" Hahaha

Please BB have Steven's eviction music as "Dance of the Knights" by Prokofiev
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:43
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Confirmation his company is worth a whopping £1,000


http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/lt...ng-specialists
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:46
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Awful grammar and spelling, wouldn't touch their product and services.
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:49
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The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.
Basic for the mid 90's. By today's standards it's so bad it looks like a parody -- a deliberate joke. Style issues aside, I'm staggered that anyone would set up a website and not even proof it for spelling and grammar.
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Old 18-07-2014, 16:54
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Basic for the mid 90's. By today's standards it's so bad it looks like a parody -- a deliberate joke. Style issues aside, I'm staggered that anyone would set up a website and not even proof it for spelling and grammar.
To be fair you are assuming 'anyone' has read a book
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:14
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Ray Charles, or someone using his name may have just made a blind enquiry just now
I think you are mistaken and meant "enquriy"
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:15
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We should all fill in the online contact form to enquire whether someone blind proof read the website.


Second sentence in " ranging from on single location to..." good grief


How is Steven not getting the Danielle treatment on BOTS for being a liar?
I've said this all along too, even Kimberly has taken a bigger bashing than him on BOTS.

They could have hours of material with that joker
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:16
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Surely a multi-million pound enterprise could stretch to a decent web designer!
They don't even have to be decent, I could do a better job if they paid me in flip flops
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:19
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This is from the curtain section.........


What type of lining do you want?

a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside
So it is like the writing of a 5 year old
Did you just reply to your own post?

Are you Steven?
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