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It's very basic and has no character, most ebay shops look more professional. Maybe he is hoping Kim can run his business for him she has the Oxbridge education
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More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.
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The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.
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Stevens website makes Channel 5 Big Brother website look very good and its poor.
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Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html What type of lining do you want? a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside |
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This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want? a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside |
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Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html Shockingly poor, and amateurish at best. It reminds me of when they have to design a brand on the Apprentice, including a website, and totally screw it up. *cuts to Boardroom* 'Bland. Boring. Error strewn and moribund. It's a bleedin' DISASTER!'. 'Steven...... ....You're fired! |
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And Kimberly thinks they're gonna have a great life living in Chelsea pmsl! Danielle wasn't wrong when she said she could see them in a flat not a house!
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More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.
Maybe his lies are so ingrained that he doesn't even know he's lying anymore? |
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If you do a WHOIS lookup on his domain you can find out his real address, if that sort of thing appeals to you...
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I'm no expert but it looks like a badly done template website. I would have expected a high quality bespoke website with non stock image files.
If it was a quality business with high end clients. Never piss off a graphic designer! ![]() "We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested." |
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And if you are a female buyer, no doubt you'd have to deal with his declaration of undying love before the pudding arrived.
Edit: Just chocked on my cup of tea reading the home page: "Shading Specialists offer Project Management services taking the pressure of your shoulders whether we are supply all or part of the requirement. We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested. " Brilliant. He is the real Slim Shading! I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today.
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I knew who that would be before even clicking the link.
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I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.
Please BB have Steven's eviction music as "Dance of the Knights" by Prokofiev
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Confirmation his company is worth a whopping £1,000
http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/lt...ng-specialists |
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Awful grammar and spelling, wouldn't touch their product and services.
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The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.
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Basic for the mid 90's. By today's standards it's so bad it looks like a parody -- a deliberate joke. Style issues aside, I'm staggered that anyone would set up a website and not even proof it for spelling and grammar.
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Ray Charles, or someone using his name may have just made a blind enquiry just now
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We should all fill in the online contact form to enquire whether someone blind proof read the website.
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Second sentence in " ranging from on single location to..." good grief
How is Steven not getting the Danielle treatment on BOTS for being a liar? They could have hours of material with that joker |
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Surely a multi-million pound enterprise could stretch to a decent web designer!
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This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want? a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside Quote:
So it is like the writing of a 5 year old
Are you Steven?
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