It's very basic and has no character, most ebay shops look more professional. Maybe he is hoping Kim can run his business for him she has the Oxbridge education
Steven's multi million pound company website written by a 5 year old
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Originally Posted by trollface:
“More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.”
“More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.”
Most of those lovely sunny photos come from Australia.
The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.
Originally Posted by Michael_Cook:
“Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html”
“Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html”
This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want?
a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside
Originally Posted by COSIMA1:
“This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want?
a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside”
“This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want?
a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside”
So it is like the writing of a 5 year old
Originally Posted by Michael_Cook:
“Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html”
“Not a good shop window, terrible spelling and grammar
http://www.shadingspecialists.co.uk/...rtainment.html”
Even with my non creative non teccy mind I think I would easily be able to make a better website on my own and without any help. Probably wouldn't take all that long either.
Shockingly poor, and amateurish at best. It reminds me of when they have to design a brand on the Apprentice, including a website, and totally screw it up.
*cuts to Boardroom*
'Bland. Boring. Error strewn and moribund. It's a bleedin' DISASTER!'.
'Steven......
....You're fired!
And Kimberly thinks they're gonna have a great life living in Chelsea pmsl! Danielle wasn't wrong when she said she could see them in a flat not a house!
Originally Posted by AKFE:
“The website was written by this guy, I think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12ZYBTnHvM”
“The website was written by this guy, I think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12ZYBTnHvM”
I knew who that would be before even clicking the link.
Originally Posted by trollface:
“More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.”
“More fun, do a reverse google image search on any of the photos in the gallery, and you'll see they're stock photos, rather than installations that the company itself has done.”
lmao they are such a dodgy set up!
Maybe his lies are so ingrained that he doesn't even know he's lying anymore?
Originally Posted by redex:
“If you do a WHOIS lookup on his domain you can find out his real address, if that sort of thing appeals to you...”
“If you do a WHOIS lookup on his domain you can find out his real address, if that sort of thing appeals to you...”
Hmmmm I wonder where I can find a dog that poops into shoeboxes
Originally Posted by MC_Satan:
“I'm no expert but it looks like a badly done template website. I would have expected a high quality bespoke website with non stock image files.
If it was a quality business with high end clients.”
“I'm no expert but it looks like a badly done template website. I would have expected a high quality bespoke website with non stock image files.
If it was a quality business with high end clients.”
maybe they paid the website designer in roller blinds?
Never piss off a graphic designer!
"We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested."
Originally Posted by Evilredzebra:
“And if you are a female buyer, no doubt you'd have to deal with his declaration of undying love before the pudding arrived.
Edit: Just chocked on my cup of tea reading the home page:
"Shading Specialists offer Project Management services taking the pressure of your shoulders whether we are supply all or part of the requirement. We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested. "
Brilliant. He is the real Slim Shading!
I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today.”
“And if you are a female buyer, no doubt you'd have to deal with his declaration of undying love before the pudding arrived.
Edit: Just chocked on my cup of tea reading the home page:
"Shading Specialists offer Project Management services taking the pressure of your shoulders whether we are supply all or part of the requirement. We will be there to make sure that everything runs smoothing and that everything is integrated as your have requested. "
Brilliant. He is the real Slim Shading!
I've just used the "Blind Enquriy" form to send him a message from Stevie Wonder. I'm feeling utterly infantile today.”
Holy shitballs! I just laughed so hard that no sound came out
Originally Posted by loddellbosh:
“I knew who that would be before even clicking the link.”
“I knew who that would be before even clicking the link.
”
Tee hee, sorry to be so predictable but hope you had a bit of a laugh all the same. I know I did.
Originally Posted by bluefb:
“I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.”
“I'd have loved to see him in the semi-final, when Sugar's assistants look into the candidates' back-stories and rip them to shreds.”
Omg can we get Claude to do Stevens eviction interview? I remember when he tore Stuart Baggs to pieces "you're not a big fish, you're not even a fish!" Hahaha
Please BB have Steven's eviction music as "Dance of the Knights" by Prokofiev
Confirmation his company is worth a whopping £1,000
http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/lt...ng-specialists
http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/lt...ng-specialists
Originally Posted by zx50:
“The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.”
“The website's incredibly basic. There's no life to it at all. If you want customers coming back, you should make it far more appealing to visitors.”
Basic for the mid 90's. By today's standards it's so bad it looks like a parody -- a deliberate joke. Style issues aside, I'm staggered that anyone would set up a website and not even proof it for spelling and grammar.
Originally Posted by radiofree:
“Basic for the mid 90's. By today's standards it's so bad it looks like a parody -- a deliberate joke. Style issues aside, I'm staggered that anyone would set up a website and not even proof it for spelling and grammar.”
“Basic for the mid 90's. By today's standards it's so bad it looks like a parody -- a deliberate joke. Style issues aside, I'm staggered that anyone would set up a website and not even proof it for spelling and grammar.”
To be fair you are assuming 'anyone' has read a book
Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“Ray Charles, or someone using his name may have just made a blind enquiry just now”
“Ray Charles, or someone using his name may have just made a blind enquiry just now
”
I think you are mistaken and meant "enquriy"
Originally Posted by AKFE:
“We should all fill in the online contact form to enquire whether someone blind proof read the website.”
“We should all fill in the online contact form to enquire whether someone blind proof read the website.”
Originally Posted by psy7ch:
“Second sentence in " ranging from on single location to..." good grief
How is Steven not getting the Danielle treatment on BOTS for being a liar?”
“Second sentence in " ranging from on single location to..." good grief
How is Steven not getting the Danielle treatment on BOTS for being a liar?”
I've said this all along too, even Kimberly has taken a bigger bashing than him on BOTS.
They could have hours of material with that joker
Originally Posted by artstu:
“Surely a multi-million pound enterprise could stretch to a decent web designer!
”
“Surely a multi-million pound enterprise could stretch to a decent web designer!
”
They don't even have to be decent, I could do a better job if they paid me in flip flops
Originally Posted by COSIMA1:
“This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want?
a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside”
“This is from the curtain section.........
What type of lining do you want?
a. Blackout Lining so that it gives the room darkness and that nobody can see inside”
Originally Posted by COSIMA1:
“So it is like the writing of a 5 year old”
“So it is like the writing of a 5 year old”
Did you just reply to your own post?
Are you Steven?
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