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Old 18-07-2014, 16:54
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Highlights from previous days include spunk and faeces, but what delights await his visage today?

Golden shower?

The moon?

I am shocked. It feels like someone's just done a golden shower on my face. On my face. I. Am. Going. To. Blow. Off.... I. Mean. Kick. Off.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:00
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I know what i'd like to see on it http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...ace_impact.jpg
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:07
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Egg?
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:09
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With a golden glove, no less.

I suspect he may consider it too pedestrianalisated for someone of his smoothing calibrification.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:10
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Highlights from previous days include spunk and faeces, but what delights await his visage today?

Golden shower?

The moon?

I am shocked. It feels like someone's just done a golden shower on my face. On my face. I. Am. Going. To. Blow. Off.... I. Mean. Kick. Off.


The puss from one of Denise Welch's vaginal cysts?
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:11
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I'm hoping for a look of shock, horror, incredulity, rage and disappointment.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:12
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We can but hope, and, off at a tangent, it seems like there is now an appropriate occasion to use the 'egg-with-eyebrows' emoticon.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:13
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Kimberley if she'd really, really lucky
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:14
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The puss from one of Denise Welch's vaginal cysts?
If I had a pound...
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:17
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I'm hoping for a look of shock, horror, incredulity, rage and disappointment.
Or the simultaneous achievement of all four, just by doing his Beaker from the Muppets impression?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...46_306x423.jpg
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:19
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Kimberley if she'd really, really lucky
...and she weren't so shy about showing people her flower.
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:31
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What will Stevens face be on today

BBBOTS in person
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:41
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The sponge that was lost inside Biannca??
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Old 18-07-2014, 17:43
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This is the best thread title - love it!
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Old 18-07-2014, 18:35
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With a golden glove, no less.

I suspect he may consider it too pedestrianalisated for someone of his smoothing calibrification.
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Old 18-07-2014, 18:39
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A parasitic alien entity
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Old 18-07-2014, 18:41
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I'm hoping for a look of shock, horror, incredulity, rage and disappointment.
oh steven does that purple faced buggy eyes Hand OVer Mouth look all the time. I think he's going to act upset then be very relieved to be free in the house to play victim right til the finals.
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:05
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Highlights from previous days include spunk and faeces, but what delights await his visage today?

Golden shower?

The moon?

I am shocked. It feels like someone's just done a golden shower on my face. On my face. I. Am. Going. To. Blow. Off.... I. Mean. Kick. Off.
He will have such a smug look on his kisser tonight........the way it is going, it looks like Pav and Danielle for the chop..........he will think that what he has been doing this week has done the trick........and will give us more...........crying........whining.......I love you.s........and chewing.......
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:30
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My fist if he doesn't stop talking with his mouthfull
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:32
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The unclaimed prizes for the person who admits to being his fan.
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:34
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The unclaimed prizes for the person who admits to being his fan.
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:56
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He will have such a smug look on his kisser tonight........the way it is going, it looks like Pav and Danielle for the chop..........he will think that what he has been doing this week has done the trick........and will give us more...........crying........whining.......I love you.s........and chewing.......
Hope it is not Pav, or Kim, he will be so smug if Kim goes all we will hear is I told you, the viewers saw how she was with me
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Old 18-07-2014, 19:58
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he's had everything except vomit I think ...
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Old 18-07-2014, 20:02
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i suppose Kimberly's knuckles is a bit too much to ask for






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Old 18-07-2014, 20:08
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i suppose Kimberly's knuckles is a bit too much to ask for






disclaimer: this poster in no way condones violence against dodgy roller blind salesmen unless it's of the custard pie variety
I still want him exposed on Watchdog if he is dodgy in the overselling way. Not that he is, I'm sure all his businesses have been legit.
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