Steven's Face: What will be on it today?

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chavet

18-07-2014

Highlights from previous days include spunk and faeces, but what delights await his visage today?

Golden shower?

The moon?

I am shocked. It feels like someone's just done a golden shower on my face. On my face. I. Am. Going. To. Blow. Off.... I. Mean. Kick. Off.

Val_Beam

18-07-2014

I know what i'd like to see on it http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...ace_impact.jpg

who, me?

18-07-2014

Egg?

chavet

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by Val_Beam:
“I know what i'd like to see on it http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...ace_impact.jpg”

With a golden glove, no less.

I suspect he may consider it too pedestrianalisated for someone of his smoothing calibrification.

Purves Grundy

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by chavet:
“Highlights from previous days include spunk and faeces, but what delights await his visage today?

Golden shower?

The moon?

I am shocked. It feels like someone's just done a golden shower on my face. On my face. I. Am. Going. To. Blow. Off.... I. Mean. Kick. Off.”

The puss from one of Denise Welch's vaginal cysts?

keeping_it_real

18-07-2014

I'm hoping for a look of shock, horror, incredulity, rage and disappointment.

chavet

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by who, me?:
“Egg? ”

We can but hope, and, off at a tangent, it seems like there is now an appropriate occasion to use the 'egg-with-eyebrows' emoticon.

Blondie X

18-07-2014

Kimberley if she'd really, really lucky

chavet

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“

The puss from one of Denise Welch's vaginal cysts?”

If I had a pound...

chavet

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“I'm hoping for a look of shock, horror, incredulity, rage and disappointment.”

Or the simultaneous achievement of all four, just by doing his Beaker from the Muppets impression?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...46_306x423.jpg

chavet

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“Kimberley if she'd really, really lucky”

...and she weren't so shy about showing people her flower.

gilliedew

18-07-2014

What will Stevens face be on today

BBBOTS in person

JillyA

18-07-2014

The sponge that was lost inside Biannca??

who, me?

18-07-2014

This is the best thread title - love it!

delazarous

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by chavet:
“With a golden glove, no less.

I suspect he may consider it too pedestrianalisated for someone of his smoothing calibrification.”

Grumpy pants

18-07-2014

A parasitic alien entity

bbcrzy

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“I'm hoping for a look of shock, horror, incredulity, rage and disappointment.”

oh steven does that purple faced buggy eyes Hand OVer Mouth look all the time. I think he's going to act upset then be very relieved to be free in the house to play victim right til the finals.

Sunnydays

18-07-2014

He will have such a smug look on his kisser tonight........the way it is going, it looks like Pav and Danielle for the chop..........he will think that what he has been doing this week has done the trick........and will give us more...........crying........whining.......I love you.s........and chewing.......

Dangermoose

18-07-2014

My fist if he doesn't stop talking with his mouthfull

MC_Satan

18-07-2014

The unclaimed prizes for the person who admits to being his fan.

Dangermoose

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by MC_Satan:
“The unclaimed prizes for the person who admits to being his fan.”

auntysplat

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by Sunnydays:
“He will have such a smug look on his kisser tonight........the way it is going, it looks like Pav and Danielle for the chop..........he will think that what he has been doing this week has done the trick........and will give us more...........crying........whining.......I love you.s........and chewing.......”

Hope it is not Pav, or Kim, he will be so smug if Kim goes all we will hear is I told you, the viewers saw how she was with me

Virgil Tracy

18-07-2014

he's had everything except vomit I think ...

pope_tart

18-07-2014

i suppose Kimberly's knuckles is a bit too much to ask for

disclaimer: this poster in no way condones violence against dodgy roller blind salesmen unless it's of the custard pie variety

MC_Satan

18-07-2014

Originally Posted by pope_tart:
“i suppose Kimberly's knuckles is a bit too much to ask for

disclaimer: this poster in no way condones violence against dodgy roller blind salesmen unless it's of the custard pie variety”

I still want him exposed on Watchdog if he is dodgy in the overselling way. Not that he is, I'm sure all his businesses have been legit.

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