Come along you fellow sad deluded souls. It's time to tell the truth, the absolute unvarnished honest truth! Just own up and have that reeking burden of lies lies and more damned lies lifted from your exhausted shoulders.
"They" already know! They've seen the damning statistics, they've watched Ashleigh growing more and more irredeemably monstrous every day (some of them have seen the picture in the attic), and what's more they are privy to insider information that is being beamed - right now - into their brains from inside your brain via sophisticated Alien technology!
There is no-where to escape to. Confess now or be damned forever as the lying deceiving Helen hating piece of sad twisted human flesh you know (and of course most importantly 'they' know) that you truly are.
"I hereby declare, that there are NO redeeming, likeable or even mildly entertaining characteristics in Ashleigh! I only ever liked her because she once sort of stood up to Helen."
Roll up roll up and unburden yourselves dear friends!
"They" already know! They've seen the damning statistics, they've watched Ashleigh growing more and more irredeemably monstrous every day (some of them have seen the picture in the attic), and what's more they are privy to insider information that is being beamed - right now - into their brains from inside your brain via sophisticated Alien technology!
There is no-where to escape to. Confess now or be damned forever as the lying deceiving Helen hating piece of sad twisted human flesh you know (and of course most importantly 'they' know) that you truly are.
"I hereby declare, that there are NO redeeming, likeable or even mildly entertaining characteristics in Ashleigh! I only ever liked her because she once sort of stood up to Helen."
Roll up roll up and unburden yourselves dear friends!




