Ashleigh Amnesty Thread

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BROXI BEAR

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by Cornish Girl:
“Whilst is is nice to see other people don't like Ashleigh, I think its sad that they want her to win purely to stop Helen winning. There are other housemates in there!! Why don't we pick one of them and instead of backing someone you don't like, we could back someone that isn't quite so irritating!! How about Christopher? He is quite harmless”

LOL You actually think Helen has a chance of winning and that is why people want Ashleigh to win??

BlackberryGirl

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by dirtdirt:
“Get off the table, put your clothes back on, and quit your stupid ranting.”

How embarrassing! You mean They can see me as well as know what I'm thinking?

threecheeses

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by BlackberryGirl:
“It's amazing isn't it? When you realise that THEY KNOW the truth about why you liked Ashleigh, and that they've always known, there's simply no point in pretending any more. What a relief!”

I completely forgot to add that it's not just because Ashli once said she was out to get Helen being the only reason I like her, it's also because I am a Tweenie and I thoroughly enjoyed 1 Direction last month in London.

How I forgot 1D I don't know, I mean Harry, swoon xxxxx

chloedancer

23-07-2014

the bandwagon stated rolling,lots of sheep jumped on.The bandwagon can not now be stopped.Ashleigh murdering Chris on live TV would not stop it now,excuses would be made. make the best of a bad situation and bet on Ashleigh to win

BlackberryGirl

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by chloedancer:
“the bandwagon stated rolling,lots of sheep jumped on.The bandwagon can not now be stopped.Ashleigh murdering Chris on live TV would not stop it now,excuses would be made. make the best of a bad situation and bet on Ashleigh to win”

She doesn't need to murder him. Evil Ashleigh is already in complete control of Chris via the Pink Power of Prettiest Girl in the Room, he's just a brain-dead slavish automaton now. Sigh!

Dangermoose

23-07-2014

I won't be broken! I won't! Won't! Won't! Won't!

threecheeses

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by chloedancer:
“.Ashleigh murdering Chris on live TV would not stop it now,excuses would be made. make the best of a bad situation and bet on Ashleigh to win”

Well if Chris starts getting too friendly with that Helen woman then yes I can forgive Queen Ashli for murdering him, if he so much as looks at Helen too much then I fully expect Ashli (who we only like because she said she will stand up to Helen) to poke out his eyes and replace them with Pink doughnuts, stuffed with strawberry jam, if he touches her then Ashli (who we only like because she said she will stand up to Helen) should chop off all his fingers and replace them with pink wafers.

BlackberryGirl

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“I won't be broken! I won't! Won't! Won't! Won't!”

The bandwagon is rolling crushing Ashleigh beneath it, the sheep are jumping and smothering Ashleigh in their woolly embrace, powerful cliches have been invoked, statistics have been almost referenced. You cannot escape now!!!

BlackberryGirl

23-07-2014

Originally Posted by threecheeses:
“Well if Chris starts getting too friendly with that Helen woman then yes I can forgive Queen Ashli for murdering him, if he so much as looks at Helen too much then I fully expect Ashli (who we only like because she said she will stand up to Helen) to poke out his eyes and replace them with Pink doughnuts, stuffed with strawberry jam, if he touches her then Ashli (who we only like because she said she will stand up to Helen) should chop off all his fingers and replace them with pink wafers.”

A very fair appraisal.. >nods sagely<

basia

23-07-2014

Ha ha... best thread. Hell yes, thought I was a pragmatic Canadian, but wow, release me - it's my Irish grandmammie's fault . It's all in the geography.

Sigh... there will be no miracles here.

Vile Vile Vile

23-07-2014

These glasses really work! Thank you, BlackberryGirl!

http://imgur.com/Q412JuE

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