Can they get a Roman themed fancy dress party please - I want to see Steven as Caligula, Helen as Messalina and Chris as Claudius.

Oh yess..........fun......

Moving on a few centuries, Ashleigh - Lucrezia Borghese

Why did you change it from Agrippa? Was it the double canine tooth that is a sign of good fortune

Helen as Messalina AND Livia.

Hilarious seeing a young lass doing a bit of scheming in a TV gameshow being compared to these characters. She' s clearly got some folk very riled

That would cast her as Livia in I Claudius.

I see Helen more as the whore of Babylon.

Give Mark a little tunic and a dagger and he'd be happy.

And, at home, Biannca is shouting at the screen - see we could have had a Roman f***ing orgy, let me back in

Give his belief in the tea leaves Mark would be better as the soothsayer Thrasyllus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrasyl...des#In_fiction

I was originally going for something closer to ancient Rome but decided all the females she reminds me of were likely to get me a ban. While I confess Lucrezia is no better she did have redeeming qualities and didn't sleep with her son.

Beware the ides of Mark.

Ash - Spearholder, guard. A non-speaking rôle.

I see Mark as Caligula (portrayed as he was by a wildly over-the-top John Hurt).

Not slagging off your idea, it's a good one, but I don't think I could bear to see Steven poncing around as a Roman emperor.

I'm convinced that this is how he pictures himself in his mind 24 hours a day and i wouldn't want to encourage him further